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(- Press Me -) Anyways, now that you've pressed da ting you can read my shit! Not much to see here to be honest. Just lots Elementals, Ideas, and NSFW content. Aside from that information, I'm just here to express myself in more ways than one! I hope to achieve more than what I can do so I can get gud. Welp, that's all I gotta say...for now, of course!

[sonichedgeblog]

Chaos Mod’ by evilartnboy (SA2 GC Mod) Things get… weird. https://ift.tt/4N6TMsg

[omnybus]

Werewolves of Lendin'

He used to work in the lumber yard as a timber wolf

[willow-s-linda]

[luvtonique]

Grandmeowster Chef and a young Meowscular Chef

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[organicslut]

[crowsent]

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

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[mistermustachio]

Ditto?

Vulpix?

Metapod?

[sixpenceee]

Night vision with color, from here

[durinsgirl]

Duuuuuuude 😮

[lenewe]

Will always reblog

[12eightnine]

I was super confused until I saw the stars 😲

[mylafox]

My first set of Undertale icons is complete! You’re free to use these wherever you’d like, and you may re-size/crop them however you want. All I ask is that you provide credit with a link back to my blog somewhere, if possible. ;w; Full-res versions: Toriel        Sans        Papyrus Undyne     Alphys     Mettaton EX Asgore      Flowey     Asriel

These were super-fun, you guys! I plan on doing lots more Undertale stuff in the near future (including more icons). Also, thanks for over 1200 followers! <3

[wosh-u-soul-clean-blog]

I’m not complaining because I don’t use icons but are there even icons for woshy or… These are still awesome, though.

[fuckyeahanarchopunk]

[ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid]

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

[grab-them-by-the-puppy]

Seriously what the fuck you spent money on those donate to a homeless shelter instead you fucking demons

[mydeardetective]

This is more common than you may think. Many urban areas that have high homeless populations are using “defensive architecture” more and more. Sloped and divided benches to keep the homeless from sleeping on them. Spikes placed in sheltered areas where they tend to stay. City planners argue they are only trying to relocate the homeless, pushing them to see out shelters and homeless centers. But that rings hollow. They just want them out of sight. I don’t have a simple, easy solution. But this isn’t it. Making things harder for the homeless does not help them.

[aminnablack]

All these corporations have so much money to spend it on putting spikes on places where homeless people sleep yet absolutely NOTHING goes to those who are homeless. This country really doesn’t give a fuck about the well being of homeless people at all

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

this is heartbreaking fr .

[reactionfaces]

[gatorbiscuit]

When you’re one week away from E3.

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[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[emeraldelemental]

How spoopy!

[jakei95]

X-Mas

– Drawings based on this post -- XTale AU / @xtaleunderverse @jakei95 Undertale  © Toby Fox | Consider my PATREON | Youtube Channel | Facebook page | Deviantart | Instagram | Twitter

[emeraldelemental]

So cool! Stay chill!

[cocofinny]

responsible guardian 

based on this guy! > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClH4jaZMXRQ 

[emeraldelemental]

-Hell Yeah, No work today!-

[stuffed-deluxe]

Cassie0pia - Cum Over On Hump Day

[emeraldelemental]

DAMN!

[deadlykillerqueen]

Isabelle is here to protect your blog from being deleted

Reblog this p u p y in order to stay safe during this trying time 

[emeraldelemental]

Yöös

[thekilinah]

EXTREME THIRST 

I REALLY like milk okay?? Thanks to those on twitter for helping the blue boy quench that thirst <3  

[emeraldelemental]

More!

[pink-palooka]

something a little autobiographical this time

You ever get a whiff of something and it knocks you back to a memory from YEARS ago? Yeah, one of those hit me so hard it had Freud spinning in his grave.

[emeraldelemental]

Unfortunately...

[birdcheese]

Arms are overrated anyways.

[emeraldelemental]

Heh, lel