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You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.

babiomi

🙏🏽

halleydoedog

This omg

saytheleastthinkthemost-deactiv

goals

popsicleofdeath

I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

jenshraders-deactivated20190319

When you try to imply you are with your “boyfriend” out of town and you need to let everyone know because not enough people are talking about it:

“Invite me over next week, I get back on Monday”

But you’re supposed to be on a trip with your boyfriend and you’re telling some other dude to invite you over, one that you know….

LMAO.

I can’t make this shit up.

Someone free Josh this leech is an idiot.

papertownsy

natasomewhere

I can watch third gif fo-re-ver

peetamellarkthebaker

I try to imagine that world, somewhere in the future, with no Games, no Capitol. A place like the meadow in the song I sang to Rue as she died. Where Peeta’s child could be safe.

hikaribakuras-deactivated201304

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

tea-in-the-tardis

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

nerdmodeactivated

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

thecityofpawnee

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

makesallthetablesturn-blog

butchflirt

THAT WAS ONE TIME

thespacegoat-deactivated2016100

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

hollroden

Jennifer Lawrence real life vs. acting

fyeah-joshifer

Josh finds Jen attractive. How do we know? Well he checks her out all the time. To him she is beautiful, not just on the outside (which is a plus) but also on the inside. He respects her talents and is always commenting on her beauty.

So what about Jen? Well she thinks he’s gorgeous, talented and respects him so very much as a person. What else can I say guys, people who find each other attractive and respect one another is a perfect recipe for LOVE!

The pictures are borrowed form the internet and although I don’t the owners of sad work I would like to reiterate that none of these gifs or pics belong to us. They’re all property of the people who take time to post pics and gifs. Thank you for your work

did-you-know

Ducks enjoy a good water slide. They’ve been observed floating down fast-moving sections of rivers until they make it to the end and then hurrying back to the beginning to keep riding over and over. Source

butterflyinthewell

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

jlawaf

Who?

aetheling

legacy - what is a legacy? it’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see. I wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me. america, you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me!

deborahsampson-deactivated20151

The Marquis de Lafayette (left) informs General George Washington and Colonel Alexander Hamilton that the French will support America in the Revolutionary War.