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[emerils]

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[eldritchhusbandsfluff]

Reblog to have this completely useless, absolutely work inappropriate, hopefully transparent annnnd terribly drawn catboy Elias on your dashboard.

[eldritchhusbandsfluff]

Moth/Fairy!Jon by Prim_the_Amazing

[eldritchhusbandsfluff]

moth fae Jon inspired by a Twitter post 🌱

Ver 2

[kovmi]

the magnus archives sure is a podcast huh

[nubs-mbee]

Oh to be safe in a cabin, excited when the man you love returns from the village with groceries so you can spend the day attempting to make his favorite desserts. To be free from fear and in love, only worrying about burning your pie crusts!

[doomedvoyages]

idk about hte rest of yall but im gonna be wearing a mask for the rest of forever. im into it. i love not having a face. it’s an essential part of my wardrobe now. would appreciate it if the rest of you would do the same so im not the only one doing some covidcore fashion statement

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[femonologue]

[kittilumpo]

[nothorses]

Yall know that “toxic masculinity” refers to expressions of masculinity that are toxic, right? it doesn’t imply that all masculinity is toxic- it’s used to talk about like, how people will repress their emotions aside from anger in order to seem “manly”, and how they might act in violent or self-destructive ways because that is what society expects of men.

masculinity is not inherently toxic. it hasn’t been poisoned or corrupted. it is a neutral concept, a kind of gender presentation, and it doesn’t make you a bad, unhealthy, or toxic person to be masculine.

masculinity does not need to be “soft” to be acceptable, it can just be neutral. because it is not toxic, just sometimes expressed in toxic ways or for toxic reasons.

[ninjakittenarmy]

Does this mean there is toxic femininity?

[nothorses]

imo? Yes.

Like when white women fake cry to win arguments, or to appear to be the victim (despite how much damage they may have caused), or when female abusers point to their femininity as a reason they couldn’t possibly be hurting anyone. Or when the girls in school weaponize their performances of femininity against more androgynous, less traditionally attractive, or more masculine girls.

Plenty of cis women have a similarly toxic relationship to femininity as cis men do to masculinity. A good example of a less material expression might be the tendency to self-martyr, using the “caregiver” role to guilt trip and gaslight, and abuse in a more manipulative, emotional/mental way than the physical aggression more typical with toxic masculinity.

The patriarchy rewards gender conformity, and requires cis people of both genders to uphold it. Cis women are at a structural disadvantage to cis men regardless, but can absolutely gain more social power by adhering more strictly to traditional femininity- and weaponize that power against others.

[antiqua-lugar]

There absolutely is toxic feminity and the fact that this aspect is not discussed frankly worries me, because it perpetues the “men bad, women good (nb people? never heard of them)” mindset which belong to fringes of feminism I’d like to stay the hell away from. 

[lliliiarts]

MAG 189: Jarchivist bully hours

This episode has so much memetic potential: Jon and Elias having an eldritch popularity contest which is essentially the bachelorette with the eye-

[lylahammar]

It sure is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill huh

[lylahammar]

hey Jon, how does it feel to be exactly my type? 👀👀👀 (ur jon is so hot) (thank u for your service)

anonymous said:

Why do you draw your Jon so hot?? I'm a lesbian and I wanna steal his whole look.

anonymous said:

P-pretty Archivist.. thank u for my life 

[karruun]

some michael distortion featuring me messing around with colors

still image under the cut

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[snakeningel]

A dance with the illustrious founder of the Magnus Institute, if you would only take his hand. 

[firepowerwalkwithme]

ms king…

[firepowerwalkwithme]

i like them a normal amount

[bastard-men-prefer-jon]

ooooh what are the tma ficlets on?? (no pressure to write them or to answer) really sorry if this stressed u.

Jon still failed to See Elias until the instant he entered the throne room of the Panopticon.

Now he wondered if Elias hadn’t ensured that all along for the sake of the sick punchline getting ham-fistedly hammered out before him now.

“Why?” Jon wheezed.  He hadn’t been surprised since Upton House, and he could not recall the last time he had been so with his powers at full capacity.  It was a rhetorical question, of course.  He could just Know.

Jon staggered back, bumping up against the wall of eyes that bore into his back.  He scrunched his face, mouth twisting in disgust.  After all he’d Seen, all he’d been through, and everyone he’d lost, how could anything still shock and appall him?

He knew how: because it was the principle of the thing.

“Hello to you, too, Jon,” Jonah said, pristine nails clicking on the armrests of the ostentatious seat.  An unnatural smirk played on lips so pillow-full compared to the lips Jon remembered.  “Welcome home.”

Jon wanted to snap back that this wasn’t his home, but he knew that to be a lie.  He did belong here, especially since Martin had elected to leave his side and succumb to the slow grey swells of The Lonely.  Regardless of what body homed Jonah, Jonah would be Jon’s home.

“You didn’t need to do that,” Jon said, despairing and defeated.  “It’s not like the Change had a negative impact on … Elias’s body.”

“It did not,” Jonah allowed with a shrug, unfolding the slightest frame and stalking toward Jon softly as a cat.  “But you must admit it is a bit poetic, is it not?” Jonah asked with a chuckle.  “And what better time for a change than a Change?”  Jonah pouted coyly.  “Am I not allowed to seek new knowledge and experiences in my own world, Jon?”

“You only did it out of spite,” Jon spat.

“You can be quite petty yourself, you know,” Jonah said, tone quiet but fond.  Jonah reached out reverently to stroke delicate fingers along the side of Jon’s jawline.

Jon tilted his head, wishing he could find it in himself to despise how easily he allowed Jonah to cup his cheek.  It felt right, even like this, Jon forever drawn to Jonah like a moth to the flame.

“Besides,” Jonah teased, grin sharpening to reveal tiny, perfect white teeth, “I appreciated that half the job had already been done for me.”

“Elias,” Jon murmured huskily.  He wasn’t sure how to finish that statement.

“Ah-ah,” Jonah tutted playfully.   “If you are not going to call me Jonah, then you know I prefer to take on the name of just my current costume.

“And there is a rather nice ring to Melanie.”