[tastefullyoffensive]

Simba pug’s presentation. (via kvxp_)

[darthstitch]

GO GET ‘EM CAP!!!!

[goldeh]

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[dammitsebastian]

“Listen, we’re all crazy anxious people. It doesn’t matter if I’m sitting here and you’re there. I’m awkward, I get nervous, I get panic attacks, I get crazy, depression. [..] So, my job, I think, is to always just try to remain as honest as I can and just, I don’t know, help in some way.” - Sebastian Stan

[patterbay]

2017 mood

[thechronicleofshe]

same

[ameerahmaysoon]

Me

[altsexy]

[nakedly]

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

[aseaofquotes]

Jandy Nelson, The Sky is Everywhere

[jackdawn]

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[visitingfan]

[samandriel]

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

[timeturnersandwands-blog]

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

[vintage-bleeznuggets]

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

[hazlelnoot]

37chickenducks

[sashahilbert]

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

[inverted-author-blog]

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

[becausedragonage]

This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:

I clicked over (source) and saw these:

Serendipity and perfection.

[dailyevanstan]

[dorindameddler]

How mad do you think Luke was when he got all dressed up in his chic black outfit with louboutin boots for his reunion with Han and it turned out that Han couldn’t even see

[nick-avallone]

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[coreymagz-deactivated20210907]

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

[scaremoonturkey]

[smolbean-isaac]

I am so here for this

[deactivated-blog]

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

[narrativeninja]

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.

[winter-seance]

[twistedfate108]

That bitch was home grown

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

[hridi]

Sam Wilson reaction

[twistedfate108]

I AM SOBBING