Hi

Hi means hello in english

[namedofficiallynotfakeman]

Did everyone that read the fanfic

Forget

That the grinch is straight in the movie (which I believe is the Jim carry one) gets a girlfriend at the end.

[emi-shark]

[emi-shark]

SO as I have been posting about vaguely (not that anyone follows me), me and my family have rescued 4 kittens from the jungle. They were four and a half weeks, and since I’ve been wanting a cat, they are letting me keep one. She is definitely a jungle cat- she’s a tabby- so what should I name her? I’m thinking strawberry?

[emi-shark]

apologies to @namedofficiallynotfakeman - I have named her Juniper Mint Honey after my mom’s suggest because she likes versatile names

(I can call her Juney, Mint, Junior Mint, Honey, Mint, ect. AND when I’m mad at her I can say her full name and it’ll sound insane)

Here’s a photo tho-

:)

[emi-shark]

ok wait I’ve been informed that I’m ridiculous and have revised it again! SO her name is Circus :) (I’m so sorry btw I had midterms) 

[emi-shark]

I WAS WRONG AGAIN!! BUT I FOUND ANOTHER NAME THAT STUCK!!  @namedofficiallynotfakeman  DON’T HATE ME BUT HER NAME IS FISH!! YES I AM INDECISIVE! 

[writing-prompt-s]

A warrior’s strength is based on the rules of chess. A Queen can wipe out an entire army, a bishop can kill a legion, rooks, a battalion. While a pawn is lucky if he can kill 14 men. You were a mere pawn, but you’ve infiltrated to the end of your enemy lines. Your body began to transform.

[emi-shark]

“Frick.” A crown began to grow on my head, and my body stretched as a new velvet cape began to flow behind me. 

While the king was held with high honor, no one wanted to be them; they could hardly move and the point was to kill them. I know my cousin wanted to be one someday, but alas they were given role of a rook and died a glorified death as a sacrifice for- guess who- the king.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Found this here:

win XP TSKYM FIC 📌 on Twitter

“im actuakly losing it omfg /pos”

[keyforshort]

You are born with the names of everyone you will never meet on your skin

[unknowingly-inactive-deactivate]

You break into a serial killers home

[emi-shark]

your bio parents try to find you but you don’t wanna meet them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cat has done unspeakable things to a carrot

[emi-shark]

is this about your grony fan fic because I don’t wanna know

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Drive-thrus are liminal spaces

[mikuvevo]

Saw a guy doing meth in a McDonald’s drive-thru once

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

liminal spaces

[emi-shark]

a drunk guy hit on both me and my mom from a McDonalds drive-thru when I was eleven so

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mentally today i am a little mouse. just a little mouse with its tiny knapsack & fitted cap. a little mouse

[emi-shark]

OH NO AN OWL

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know how in greek myths people who die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

call that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

call that a

[arsonist-arcade]

Its okay, take your time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

constellation prize

[emi-shark]

what like cereal or something?

“Yes Orion, one you eat all your stars, a human will fall out.”

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans are galactic cryptids. Though benevolent, they are known to appear out of nowhere to shower anything furry, or “Cute” with affection and gifts of food, or technology. They are known by their call, an unintelligible, though strangely affectionate noise - “Whoseagoodbooooy?”

[emi-shark]

And thus, as the intergalactic counsel, We have determined this to be a form of affectionate greeting. Properly greet humans with such moving forward. Human Ect may interject.”

“As the human representative, may I please say- um... don’t.

Also stop trying to ‘hug’ us. What y’all are doing is a form of strangling and is frowned upon.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I find ugly things quite enjoyable we should have more of them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reblog with something ugly and i’ll compliment it like i’m a grandma trying to keep the peace at a family reunion

[queen-vespertine-o7]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh well just look at that smiling fact! that is one energetic kitty. thank you for sharing, that was very nice dear

[emi-shark]

*wholesome*

[emi-shark]

SO as I have been posting about vaguely (not that anyone follows me), me and my family have rescued 4 kittens from the jungle. They were four and a half weeks, and since I’ve been wanting a cat, they are letting me keep one. She is definitely a jungle cat- she’s a tabby- so what should I name her? I’m thinking strawberry?

[emi-shark]

apologies to @namedofficiallynotfakeman - I have named her Juniper Mint Honey after my mom’s suggest because she likes versatile names

(I can call her Juney, Mint, Junior Mint, Honey, Mint, ect. AND when I’m mad at her I can say her full name and it’ll sound insane)

Here’s a photo tho-

:)

[emi-shark]

ok wait I’ve been informed that I’m ridiculous and have revised it again! SO her name is Circus :) (I’m so sorry btw I had midterms) 

[namedofficiallynotfakeman]

So I’m training a family member to play among us and we play a game where they were imposter and I was the jester (I try to screw with people) I told them to kill someone, they did and left but then orange came up, I reported the body and said it was orange, while orange was failing to prove it was... ME. I did laugh way too much

But then black and red thought it was me then after we voted him off, wasn’t me and I clearly lied that it was red and convinced the trainee to vote red, I didn’t expect to red off, I thought it was gonna be a tie but nope goodbye red, then they killed black.

I died of laughter

[emi-shark]

this could be an episode of Sherlock

[emi-shark]

SO as I have been posting about vaguely (not that anyone follows me), me and my family have rescued 4 kittens from the jungle. They were four and a half weeks, and since I’ve been wanting a cat, they are letting me keep one. She is definitely a jungle cat- she’s a tabby- so what should I name her? I’m thinking strawberry?

[emi-shark]

apologies to @namedofficiallynotfakeman - I have named her Juniper Mint Honey after my mom’s suggest because she likes versatile names

(I can call her Juney, Mint, Junior Mint, Honey, Mint, ect. AND when I’m mad at her I can say her full name and it’ll sound insane)

Here’s a photo tho-

:)

[emi-shark]

SO as I have been posting about vaguely (not that anyone follows me), me and my family have rescued 4 kittens from the jungle. They were four and a half weeks, and since I’ve been wanting a cat, they are letting me keep one. She is definitely a jungle cat- she’s a tabby- so what should I name her? I’m thinking strawberry?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Sometimes I put mayo in my scrambled eggs just to remind the gods they have no hold over me

[luctionburg]

I ate half a jar of Mayo once

Did I regret it? No

[emi-shark]

oh. on purpose? why? 

[emi-shark]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​

no offense I just have a family

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Sometimes I put mayo in my scrambled eggs just to remind the gods they have no hold over me

[wideeyedsmile]

isnt that just an egg salad. dont people eat that. idk i dont like mayo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you and i have fundamentally different concepts of what constitutes structural integrity in an egg salad

[emi-shark]

wait isn’t an egg salad the same as a fruit salad tho