[agirlnamedally]

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

[coffeeandmoorland]

This is disturbingly true

[kingjaffejoffer]

[1dietcokeinacan]

He’s so flappy…….this made me cry

[thatthinginthemoss]

ya know in hunger games: catching fire with the clock that has a new danger every hour?

that’s 2020

[tabbyaddams]

[paxamericana]

[dat-goat-boi]

It’s like a fucking zombie movie, what the hell…

[sellingsecrets]

Take a Tylenol.

[jessicacapshaw]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[mayaangelique]

[swolizard]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

wow…..soulja boy tell em

[meanplastic]

[humorstar]

just a son after getting into parents’ bedroom without ask

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

tuch him gently.

tuch him ! but gently

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

hueh hueh hueh ...

thank u ! for tuching gently

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[aurelia-dobre]

According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

[grainadloafs-deactivated2021101]

debra messing not understanding how dating works has been the highlight of my day

[hereforthenight-deactivated2020]

these are literal screen grabs from my mind