:p

Durrrrr hrrbudurrr

[acanthemp3]

but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

[epilepticsaints]

[levencamthenone]

diners, drive-ins and dives and dungeons and dragons and dinner and diatribes

[levencamthenone]

and dunkin and donuts

[thetyrannosaur]

and me

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[puffier]

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

[sebi-kruna-deactivated20200316]

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[straightboyfriend]

my cashier: anything else for you sir? me: uh, i. um sara bareilles in my head: i wanna see you be brave me: can i have some ketchup pls .

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jasper-rolls]

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[parakeet]

by calling yourself valid youre invalidating others. fuck off.

FJKJDLKFJ:LKDSFLKAJDFKLAJDFLKJLKDF

[parakeet]

only one person can be valid at at time it turns out. validity is passed around like the olympic torch

[striikee]

Mom said its my turn on the valid

[left-reminders]

[eeeeeeeeeeek1]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

Mood

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[amanatsumikan]

[racheljeanhopkins-deactivated20]

What

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[boota]

[sa2ha]

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

[xartini-selini]

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

[theload]

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.