I'm That Cat Gif Where The Cat Says Daaaaaaaaaaamn

Emily, millennial. I wish my life was an Aaron Sorkin walk-and-talk sequence. Approach as you would a small animal: quietly, calmly, and with snacks. In school, making stuff, taking names.

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[mouthfullofsxnd]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[thehugwizard]

Remainders friendos, stay safe and stay healthy

[as-per-usual]

[ofcarnivora]

Holy shit

[brawltogethernow]

“Bartleby, the Scrivener” by Roberto Ricci for From Hell’s Heart: An Illustrated Celebration of the Works of Herman Melville.

[princesconsuela]

[omghotmemes]

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

[rpgsandbox]

[stenka-razin]

Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.

[dimbosama-deactivated20251005]

Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes

[1dietcokeinacan]

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

[deadpanwalking]

[teathattast]

Cats of the Decade

[leonardusquill-deactivated20210]

Don’t forget these beauts

[hydrogenbymoon]

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

[thatsbelievable]

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

[the-husbando]

Oh my god damn

[brittany-murphy]

[catchymemes]

[toptony]

Well, you know what, while we’re waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh?

[everythingfox]

“~ A local arctic fox sniffing the air as the first snow of the season slowly falls down and changes the landscape. Svalbard, Norway”

📷: Konsta Punkka

[locallloser]

what if the loch ness monster and the ogopogo were long distance pen pal gfs. just consider it please