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Hey all. My name is Nik, and I'm a bisexual girl. My life revolves around video games, food, and the fact that Korra and Asami are a bisexual couple. Did I mention food?

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

[the-august-one]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

The baby swans at the Old Summer Palace fell asleep on their parents’ backs (cr 展扇轻摇)

[hymen-restoration-project]

My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)

[femalegothic]

one of the most important tweets ever twote

[wizzard890]

put most succinctly in this tweet

[henstomper]

slightly worried by how many people seem to have been taking the things they see online at face value before genai was a thing

[henstomper]

"it sucks that genAI means i have to verify everything i see online now!" you shoulda been doing that anyway though

[henstomper]

remembered im posting this on the infinite chocolate website

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[jane-shepard]

the fact that there is an entire dlc that features shepard’s Evil Clone is funny on its own, but the entire point of the dlc being “SHEPARD IS NOTHING WITHOUT HER FRIENDS” makes it hilarious. a catastrophic identity theft scenario was foiled by the power of friendship. the gang got together and brainstormed like the beacons of comradery they are, and they decided to shoot the problem to death and get drunk afterwards. good game guys, let’s hit the showers

[mlarayoukai-archive]

trying to watch this video and that team flare pikachu is so fucking distracting. hes just standing there

[mlarayoukai-archive]

OH          MY GOD

[fandomsandfeminism]

His husband is the pokemon fan and picks out a different pokemon plush to sit in the background of each episode. Its ADORABLE.

[reapthegirlwind]

my favorite so far was seeing a notification for him doing a video on the history of spam a little while back, and wondering what the plush choice would be for that, and it did not disappoint.

[byjove]

location sharing in modern relationships is so bizarre to me. like I get having find my iPhone on or whatever but if my S/O texts me some bullshit like “why is your location saying you’ve been at 337 South Front Street for 30 minutes?” I am considering them a hostile entity. we are no longer dating. you are like a slasher in a horror film to me now. you do not need to be up my ass like that. checking a loved one’s location should be a last resort if you can’t contact them and you have reason to worry. then again, I’m one of the few souls alive who refuses to turn on read receipts or text back in a timely manner. very much a call me if it’s important, be patient if it’s not kind of person.

[adaloveslace]

this is the kind of post that normally i’m like ‘this is a weird thing you have come across online and not like a real thing people do’ EXCEPT that a colleague at a thing i was at the other week casually dropped that his wife does this and i’m still in shock. these are both grown ass adults who are psychiatrists

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[important-cat-pics]

[fierceawakening]

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[ozempicofficial]

[kaylapocalypse]

An event happened to me tonight

[kaylapocalypse]

I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh”

But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation:

Welcome to the pee pee palace.

[blignick]