Emi's Corner

The Tumblr for voice actress Emily Koch! Commission me for singing or voice acting?

[emilykochva]

LIVING THE DREAM

[ladyreborn]

add up the things you’ve done and the total with be your title.

1. had sex: $10.00   2. smoked: $3.00 3. got drunk: $7.00 4. went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. cheated on a test: $2.00 8. fell asleep in class $0.50 9. been expelled: $5.00  10. been in a fist fight: $10.00  11. given oral: $10.00 12. got oral: $10.00 13. prank called the cops: $3.00 14. stole something: $2.00 15. done drugs: $5.00  16. dyed your hair: $0.50 17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. been in love: $4.00 23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00 24. went streaking: $4.00 25. got arrested: $5.00 26. made out with someone: $2.00 27. peed in the pool: $0.50 28. played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. done something you regret: $3.00

(via themidnightpersona, she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

[misssnicket]

Only Americans will understand:

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH

[nerdygrlwonder]

877-CASHNOW!

[bloomingeden]

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW!!

[bunnyboy-squeak-deactivated2021]

What is this

[a-daks]

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH

877-CASHNOW!

(877 cash now)

[sunlaire]

IT’S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

[wessasaurus-rex]

THEY HELPED THOUSANDS THEY’LL HELP YOU TOO 

ONE LUMP SUM OF CASH THEY WILL PAY TO YOU 

IF YOU GET LONG-TERM PAYMENTS AND YOU NEED CASH NOW 

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

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[candiikismet]

*deep voice* 877- CASH NOWWWW

[raakxhyr]

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[woahspace]

*high voice* 877-CASH NOWWWWW

[pashionforfashion21allday]

💰It’s your money use it when you need it 💰

[marauders4evr]

*Small instrumental*

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[givinginandsigningup]

*chorus* CALL NOW!

[ajohnnygoldmain]

[huniepot]

HuniePop is 69% off and HunieCam is 34% off in the Steam Summer Sale! Internet sex jokes my fellow kids!

HuniePop: http://store.steampowered.com/app/339800/ HunieCam Studio: http://store.steampowered.com/app/426000/

[fuckyeahsexeducation]

List of Non-sexual forms of intimacy

[incapableofgivingup]

watchingtv/movies together

going to events together like carnivals, festivals etc.

going on dates like to the movies or shopping

sharing secrets

hugs

sharing drinks

phone calls

talking

touching noses

cuddling

philosophical discussions

hand holding

sharing jokes

sharing smiles

laying your head on someone’s shoulder

linking arms

massages

tickling

playing with hair

scratching backs

tracing designs on arms

talking about the future

a hand written note

moving your head to their chest and listening to their heartbeat.

singing together or playing instruments together

dancing

feeding each other

drawing/writing on one another

brushing your partners hair

sharing food

sitting knee to knee across from each other

doing beauty treatments like facials or manicures, hairdying or face masks

reading books together

take care of your partner when sick

talking about the relationship (how I feel with you, How I feel w/this relationship)

cooking together

head-scratches

hugging

discussions about yourselves (like flaws, shortcomings, passions, stuff)

being physically/emotionally vulnerable

just sleeping together,

an actual open honest conversation

bathing and taking care of hygiene together

butterfly kisses

nuzzling

telling on-the-fly stories

meditating or sharing spirituality

grooming

sharing hobbies

studding

sharing personal stories

shaving

seeing each other without make-up or all dressed up

moral support for major events

crying, sharing emotions, comforting each other

listening to someones heartbeat or breathing

camping/hiking

sleepovers

being with animals together

going on trips together

sharing clothes/jewelry/personal items

sharing online social media

cleaning someone else’s living space

going with them to a doctor/therapist

doing art together

kissing different body parts

making out

volunteer together

work together

talking about wants and desires

experience new things together

do an extracurricular together

play games together

play sports together

walking together

being respectful and kind to one another (helping them do things, open doors for them etc.)

sharing responsibilities (chores, babysitting etc.)

giving each other presents, special things from the heart

talking about and respecting each others boundaries

public displays of affection

grooming in front of each other

wrestling or play fighting

texting/talking online

looking in each other’s eyes

complimenting each other

falling asleep over skype or chat

making faces at each other

sky watching

write poetry

inside jokes

respect each other

tell them how you feel about them

get to know each other better (playing 20 questions)

go for a ride together

close your eyes and memorise each others faces with your fingers

walk arm in arm

make a playlist together

make up your own words or slang

go out to eat

list each other’s best features

bring your faces close without touching and feel each other breath

go shopping together

throw a party or other event together

leave love notes

exercise together

exchange something meaningful

try to have a whole conversation with only eye contact and facial expressions

sit back to back and feel each other’s heartbeat

learn their favorite food and make it

run errands together

look at photos together

take photos together

go people watch

have a staring contest

learn something new together

take turns leading each other on a nature walk blindfolded

get to know each others family and friends

draw or sculpt each other

paint each other’s bodies

play with kids together

practicing a skill together

sharing food

being in comfortable clothes together

waving goodbye

being comfortable with each other’s bodily functions

any others you can think of?

[biro-ace-of-hearts-blog]

For aces everywhere!

[boned-furry]

For anyone everywhere

[cynopansy]

TAKE NOTE

[caramelcrossing]

[nice-wig-janis]

You can stick 17 refrigerators in your pocket,

But god forbid you put a fish in a letter.

[romance-repulsed-aros]

Aromantic girls aren’t “playing hard to get” when they reject you. They’re rejecting you because they don’t want to be involved romantically with you. You having feelings for them doesn’t mean they owe you anything. And they don’t owe you a “reason” either.

Perhaps be a decent human being and respect their wishes.

[varae-ver-you-are]

I fucking love E3. Every year Microsoft gets wrecked by Sony and Nintendo just does its own thing. 

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[stack--trace]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[skippledipple]

Visit Original Link

Had to do this after seeing the new JonTron

[retrogamingblog]

Nintendo Gamecube Startup Screen

[emilykochva]

me: gjfjgjdjhk

me: nah that's not right

me: sdgdjhkgjjs

me: yeah that's how I feel

[jojo3421-deactivated20160102]

[sneakyfeets]

this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind

[tom-from-acquisition]

“You can’t just slam the SNK opening on everything.”

[badaxefamily]

I don’t even like that show and I think this is a work of art.

[jazziisms-deactivated20171231]

↖ this blogger is proud rivetra trash.

[songoftime]

*suddenly cant move in the middle of a heated battle in a game* “WHY CANT I MOVE”  *looks down*

[disco-vader]

P

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Just for future notice, would a church be considered a holy weapon?”

Me, after discussing my paladin’s epic level Monkey Grip abilities with my DM. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

[nintendotunes]

Visit Original Link

Super Mario Galaxy 2 Soundtrack - Shiverburn Galaxy