FurFagetry

THIS IS A GAY YIFF BLOG ....which I guess has now more or less become an all-encompassing "how the fuck do I feel today" blog. BUT STILL. Expect LOTS of Gay, Furry, hot & randy pr0nz. Avatar by Tsaiwolf, Header by Jonas-Puppeh. Not here to cater to ya, sweetcheeks!

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a warning

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we have Ten Days

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T O M O R R O W

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i love animals that look like theyre full of lava

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

op i need an example

[maybound]

babies. all baybies

[neurotic-nihilist]

gamermals

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[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

[acceptableduraz]

It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green!  Elephants, for instance, have dichromatic vision (two types of cones, rather than three like most humans.) 

Check out this diagram from ResearchGate.  It deals with the color vision of horses, who are also generally dichromatic.  (I think, though I’m not sure, that zebras would have the same color vision as horses.)  See how orange and green look to them?

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

[squeeful]

It doesn’t matter what zebras see, because tigers are not native to Africa and do not naturally hunt zebra.  Tigers are Asian and mostly hunt animals like deer, elk, and buffalo.  These aren’t animals with great color vision.  They don’t need to have it because they don’t eat fruit and so don’t need to know when the berry is ripe vs when it’s not.  Good color vision is too expensive to have if you don’t need it.  Deer put their vision stats in a wide field of vision that is sensitive to motion, low light capabilities, and possibly seeing UV light.  They don’t have great color and lack a lot of acuity, but have a great sense of smell and good hearing.  That’s way more useful if you’re prey.  Deer see well in the blue end of the color spectrum and less well in the red.  This makes sense because deer are most active in the dawn and dusk periods, when there is more blue in the light.  Tigers are taking advantage of deer eyesight by being orange.

We see tigers are being obviously colored because tigers are fruit colored to our tree ape brains.

[thelibrarina]

I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.

[authoratmidnight]

Ok but like, I think you underestimate just how well they blend in when actually in the environment. Like, just using tigers as an example.

or how about a leopard?

It’s called ‘disruptive colouration’ because the markings help to break up the animal’s outline against the grasses or rocks. And the rosettes on leopards and jaguars? Sun spots shining through the trees and leaves on the ground.

And this is how hard it is to spot them WITH colour vision. Now imagine the above images but with the limited coloured mentioned above?

[hecate-hollow]

I’m sorry but there is not an animal in that first leopard picture

[authoratmidnight]

Are you, sure about that?

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

“Tigers are fruit colored” is my new favorite phrase.

[afloweroutofstone]

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

[bendingsignpost]

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole. 

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

[purple-beard]

Malicious compliance

[leondaniel]

Also in Mexico City they couldn’t fly the flag but they didn’t said anything about a picture of a flying flag ❤️

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

THIS IS SOME GOD TIER CHAOTIC LAWFUL EVIL STUFF

[dilfmage]

Chaotic good?

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Thinking a lot about how people have liked to meme on late-life Johnny Cash for “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” and his “Hurt” cover but man, I think his last few years were amazing. He was a man who was always on the right side of things, pro-union, anti-prison, and then at the end of his life he just got weird and apocalyptic, looking back on his own life and staring death in the face. That shit rules. He went out with dignity, which can be said about a lot of people, but more than that, he went out with ambition. “You can have it all, my empire of dirt” sounds melodramatic coming from 29 year old Trent Reznor singing about drugs, but coming from a 70 year old man who was one of the faces of his entire goddamn genre, who had fought for change his entire life and never seen any real progress? That’s fucking devastating.

[filmsfoodandfandom]

“I wore black because I liked it. I still do, and wearing it still means something to me. It’s still my symbol of rebellion – against a stagnant status quo, against our hypocritical houses of God, against people whose minds are closed to others’ ideas.“— Johnny Cash

[sea-anon]

Dude went through hell. He earned his emo phase

[chickens-are-velociraptors]

also he covered “hurt” like,,, immediately after his wife died. he was mourning her through that song. it was beautiful and touching, not “emo”. let dude have emotions 

[fangenstein]

Don’t forget that one of the reasons he wore black very early on and became known as The Man in Black is because of all the injustice he saw in the world and felt that it was something he could do to actually bring those tragedies and injustices to the table for conversation. He was very aware of his place in the world and what he had that others didn’t or couldn’t have - and boy howdy did he use it

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Moreover he never claimed to be a saint or even a good person for that matter. He never asked for any recognition for doing what he felt was right.

Also? Unlike some older musicians who looked down their nose at the new music that was coming out, he embraced it. He didn’t close himself off from what was new and happening. Hell, Nick Cave cited Johnny Cash as one of his biggest influences, and Cash ended up covering one of his songs and collaborating with him.

And he regarded prisoners as what they are. Human beings who are often victims of prejudice. His most famous live shows were at San Quentin and Folsom.

I’ve often heard it described that the difference between the two versions of Hurt is that Nine Inch Nails’ is about dying of a drug addiction. Johnny Cash’s is about living with one.

But seriously listen to his song Man in Black. Guy was the real deal.

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there is also a pretty awesome biographical comic about him, “I see a darkness” if that is your jam check it out

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Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen

[teaboot]

“These artifacts were excavated by archaeologists from a burial site in the 1970’s. The remains were returned for reinterment” Okay cool, cool cool. So you just, like. Dug up the grave of a respected family member, stripped them naked, mailed their body back to their family and kept everything they were lovingly put to rest in. Like a graverobbing bastard

[toothmuncher3000]

Reminds me of the time when of the elders from my hometown started touching a totem pole in the Museum of Anthropology out at UBC and got yelled at by the staff, only to tell him that the pole had been stolen off of the front of her bighouse when she was ten years old.

Museum collectors did the equivalent of kidnapping a family member when they were away fishing.

[jenroses]

[essence-of-armbarring]

my favorite reaction images are the ones where it’s two pictures of one character and in one they’re just looking awkwardly to the right/left while keeping the same expression

[essence-of-armbarring]

these are my only moods

[bisexualcommando]

lest we forget

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Same

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[jinmaeda]

[lifeofcynch]

[angelicguy]

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

[thatwolfbladeguy]

So long!

Well, Tumblr’s shooting itself in the face, so I’ll be fucking off.

For those who don’t know:

Apple is super gustapo about their app store and anything dirty on it. They removed Tumblr from their app store because of all the smut - that’s why Tumblr launched those stupid porn bots that were banning accounts left and right recently. But that apparently wasn’t good enough, so now they’re just excising all porn and acting like it’s a choice they made of their own volition to appeal to the safe-space brigade (because those people are their only hope for survival once the porn hordes check out).

Meanwhile: The Supreme Court has just heard arguments on a case against Apple over monopoly and antitrust concerns that - if they decide against Apple as early statements suggest - the App store will likely have to be restructured so that Apple’s “walled garden” approach is no longer an option, and they can’t just pick and choose what content is available through their store based on moral posturing and shit.

Which would make Tumblr’s self-inflicted death a hilariously pointless act.

ANYWHO

Here’s where else you can find me (whenever I get to actually producing again -_-;;; )

Personal: http://wolfblade.info

FurAffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wolfblade

InkBunny: https://inkbunny.net/Wolfblade

SoFurry: https://wolfblade.sofurry.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/WolfbladeStuff

GumRoad: https://gumroad.com/wolfblade

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Wolfblade

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

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Leather puppy Kuta

[boshy]

Doodle with color :D

[supersonicart]

Tumblr

As a Tumblr user since March 2008 and having gathered over 650,000 fans on this platform alone, I believe that Tumblr’s guideline updates are a terrible move for them.  Having immersed myself in this community for the past ten years looking at thousands of other users’ Tumblrs, this update, in my mind, will kill what Tumblr is and ultimately cause it’s end as a place for creative, individualistic thought and sharing.

I don’t know where we will go from here, but hopefully Tumblr realizes their mistake and fixes what they’re about to break.

[thechubbynerd]

Reblog this if your hoe ass is getting deleted on the 17th