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When do you think you guys might be getting your wolfy? I want to be its fairy godmother

omg not soon enough :( and YOU SHALL BE

Why is it so damn difficult to wake up kids for school? Any suggestions for how to make it easier?

rip the covers off? works for meeeee

Can you believe I completely forgot about ALMOST CRASHING THE CAR INTO THE HEDGE FENCE ON THE ISLAND?!?

THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MEMORIES EVER

When are we going graveyard gallivanting and where? Who’s in charge of the Depends?

hehe we’ll stock up and go soooooon!

It won’t send questions anymore xD anyway, can we go on a Seattle trip? How comfortable are you with baby showers on a scale of “it’s a Monday” - karate breakfast sandwiches?

IT’S A MONDAY LET’S FUCKING DOOOOOO IT

Which would you rather try first: Cheesecake Factory or Drapes and Jingle Bells Restaurant? (Also will it even be safe to bring you to the latter or should we choose one we plan on never frequenting again? xD)

hmmmmm drapes and jingle bells! and i think i can keep myself....... behaved... long enough for a meal. you think? ;)

Who would win in a fight between your favorite Bob’s Burger character vs. your favorite BoJack character? (Yes I’m asking for favorites, boo hoo, nothing has changed, deal <3)

whale shit. linda is a bad bitch and i think she’ll take any of the bojack people (I CAN’T PICK A FAVORITE FROM EITHER SO THAT’S WHAT YOU GET)

If you had to have a throwback date, pick three activities you’d want to do most: ping pong tourney, attempting to whip up some sugar shit and/or coke cupcakes, running down the Boardwalk (scared shitless), Furbification, a black hole party, dressing up and flushing muffins down, practicing ballerina twirls with Lave-a-Laves, ATL concert (with your dad as a chauffeuring chaperone of course), maraca bag/cop re-enactment, GO

god that’s too hard to choose. we DEFINITELY need a tourney. mmmmmm and running anywhere scared is always great. and um LOL LET’S BRING BACK THE FURBY ARMY

Most importantly: what kind of drugs WERE we on?! Or was it just me?! Did you secretly know trap people before and spike my root beer with some shit???

we’re just fucking hilarious haaaaaaaa. also DID YOU

After looking at all of the dumb shit we used to post on this website, I think it’s only fitting to spam you once more with questions :) YOUR BODY...IS IT READY?

LOL it’s ruddddddy come get it!