[momoboyds]

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT OR HER WEDDING

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[sacred-portal]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[lettucemakar]

he's the lyricist of a generation

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[jungleosbian]

non-book readers not knowing about the rest of the russia facetime call, where Shane kissed his fingers then brought them to the camera before hanging up and saying goodbye, utterly destroying Ilya with cuteness aggression. ugh. i need everyone to know.

[greater-than-the-sword]

I bet those astronauts are pretty excited to be the farthest from Earth anybody's ever been. You might even say they're over the moon about it

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[midnightportals]

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

what are many or several of you on about.

[sofiiscapitall]

let's put this clear, a man will never be cooler than a butch lesbian

[sorrowsofsilence]