[toocooltobehipster]

[chaoticgood-queer]

DEAR ANYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN AFRAID OF BEING JUDGED BY THE CASHIER FOR BUYING SOMETHING:

I have been working in retail for three years and let me tell you: WE DON’T CARE!

Whether you’re a trans*boy buying tampons or you’re buying laxatives or you’re buying a thong or a package of hello kitty stickers, cashiers don’t give a shit, we’re usually too busy trying to find the damn bar code or trying to sign you up for a membership card. And honestly, half the stuff I ring up doesn’t even register in my brain. My thought process when ringing someone up is; *scan* *check screen* *scan* *check screen* oh crap did they just ask me something? 

So don’t ever be afraid to buy something okay?

*kisses you and pats you on the head* Now go buy all the things!

[awesome-picz]

Pics Of Birds Cuddling Together For Warmth Will Melt Your Heart

[yamino]

BURBS

[eyes-above3491]

[ronfancy]

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

[scamhunder]

harry potter and the deadly punchline   (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[heartsandmagic]

[gewitter--nacht-deactivated2022]

[odestayouhavemyheart]

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

[the-killswitch-deactivated20200]

i dont and i am slightly mortified

[owlmylove]

BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION

[premenstrual]

im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u

[owlmylove]

YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

[theriu]

I love the polite yet yelled encouragement here.

[nowletsfixthismess]

I can't stop laughing at my webcam folder

Sometimes there are pretty selfies like

BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS

If I don’t stop

I’m going to die

alone

[dontfindmeeveragain]

Well actually I have this folder on my computer called “Selfies” And.. it goes from this..

to this.

Now this is

why

I am

SINGLE

[strange-itch-deactivated2025061]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED

[nowletsfixthismess]

UPDATE:

We met in Ansterdam.

[mycroftplayingoperation]

I FOUND MY FAVOURITE STORY

[ruinedchildhood]

[blah-blahs]

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

[taco-bell-rey]

things that are going to be 10 years old in 2014

[imperialdalek-blog]

*whispers* no

[thebestoftumbl-r]

[teencry]

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

[starsequence]

Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when the world is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

Love the way it goes back down below the horizon in shame.  

[spacexplorersam]

im stars too

[fandomsgonecrazy]

BISEXUAL JAMES POTTER who at some point definitely slammed open the dorm room door and went “I’m here, queer and sometimes a deer”.