the prophecy
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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I'd rather be in outer space šø
YOU ARE THE REASON

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if i look back, i am lost
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the prophecy
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said āyou can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for realā and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like āyouāre not hitting me hard enough do it for realā and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and thatās the take they used in the movie with no added sound effectsĀ
This episode is 17 years old and weāve made zero progress. Weāve actually gone backwardsā¦.
The Emperorās New Groove - 2000
ā³ Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. Iāll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then Iāll put that flea in a box, and then Iāll put that box inside of another box, and then Iāll mail that box to myself, and when it arrivesā¦Iāll smash it with a hammer! Itās brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
this is never going to not be funnyĀ
Rob Lowe says āthat is fucking hilariousā with the straightest face ever
Bless you, Chris Pratt
This is the hardest Iāve laughed in so long
ā«ā«Thatās not something that props can fixā¦thatās gonna be a little harder to fix.ā«ā«
Itās bACK.
Iāve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think
she kilt him
i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: donāt
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit
english: squirrel
german: :)
english: oh dear
german: oak croissant
english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver
english: toes
spanish: :)
english:Ā no donāt
spanish : fingers of the feet
english: bowl
spanish: :)
english: oh lordy
spanish: deep plate
english:Ā car
polish: :)
english:Ā i changed my mind
polish:Ā that which walks by itself
french: coccinelle
UK english: ladybird!
american english: ladybug
french: weird
dutch: :)
french: ā¦what
dutch: the good lordās little animal
french: ā¦ok
irish, polish and russian: *giggling*
french: ā¦just tell me
irish, polish and russian: GODāS SMALL COW
ITāS BACK
german: Marieās beetle
english: ankle
japanese: :)
english:Ā //lies down for an eternal sleep
japanese: footĀ neck
ššš gods small cow Iām dying
French is the most extra language Iāve ever learned
Pomme de terre still hurt.
FOOT NECK
Behold, the saddest Christmas comic ever created.
Photos from my Uncle Scrooge #251. This story is titled āāTis the Seasonā. Script by Bob Foster and art by Mike Peraza.Ā
Like the greatest good heāll ever get.
Screaminggggg
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