“An army. From outer space.”
“Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL.”
“I’m not the one who’s out of time.”
“I thought humans were more evolved than this.”
“Do I look to be in a gaming mood?”
“Finally, someone who speaks English.”
“Monkeys? I do not understand.”
“I understood that reference.”
“Apparently I’m volatile, self-obsessed, and don’t play well with others.”
“If it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now.”
“Well, I got his attention. What the hell was step two?”
“You people are so petty… and tiny.”
“Verbal threat! Threatening! I’m being threatened!”
“And he didn’t invite me…”
“An ant has no quarrel with a boot.”
“TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!”
“We have orders, we should follow them.”
“Following’s not really my style.”
“And you’re all about style, aren’t you?”
“Please tell me you’re going to appeal to my humanity”
“I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”
“I was having 12% of a moment.”
“…Call your mom, can you bunk over?”
“I gotta say, it’s an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was… I was present while you were unconscious.”
“Avoiding stress isn’t the secret.”
“You didn’t come here because I batted my eyelashes at you.”
If you want to get up there, you’re gonna need a ride.
“Well, it’s a good old-fashioned notion.”
“Remember that game, Barrel of Monkeys? This is how it is: we got to catch all the monkeys!”
“Please, stop riding me!”
“Okay, give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back!”
“Things are different now, I have to protect the one thing that I can’t live without. That’s you.”
“There’s been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop…”
“I never said you were a superhero.”
“Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in a room full of people I work with in a dress with no back.”
“That’s quite a mouthful.”
“I’m sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.”
“You are institutionally incapable of being responsible.”
“Three hours! Three hours you’ve kept me standing here!”
“No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. “
“Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?”
“It was delicious! I want another!”
“Anyone who’s ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn’t know…”
“Alright, no more smashing. Deal?”
“He’s fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!”
“Wait, we need to debrief you!”
“Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?”
“You’ve already made me proud.”
“Run back home, little princess.”
“I am not dying for 6 college credits!”
“Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!”
“What action would you take?”
“What’s the matter, silver tongue turned to lead?”
“You’re very brave, for helping me.”
“Do you realize what you’ve done, what you’ve started?”
“You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line.”
“Look at you. Still all muscly and everything!”
“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”
“It’s OK we’re Americans!…”
“Stay with me. Stay with me!”
“You were gone for five hours!”
“Ask yourself: what would you sacrifice, for what you believe?”
“You have no idea how to talk to a woman, do you?”
“This isn’t freedom. This is fear.”
“Don’t make me hungry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry.”
“Why are you always hitting people?”
“Now what possibly could I have done to deserve such aggression?”
“I used to wonder why she never talked about you. Now I know.”
“I could use a bed for a few nights.”
“You don’t understand! Something very bad is about to happen here!”
“You ready to change the world? “
“I’m dressed like I live under a bridge.”
“For the first time, I wanted something for myself. Maybe I’ll just take it.”
“You didn’t tell me he’d gone this crazy.”
“You think he learned his lesson?”
“You got a chance to express all your feelings?”
“He’s having trouble speaking. I think I fractured his larynx. “
“I can’t think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.”
“Wouldn’t mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy.”
“Do you know there’s a Mount Thor on Baffin Island?”
“Not sure why you wanted to go with the lottery story, sir. It’s a tough sell.”
“Sorry, that corner was really dark, I couldn’t help myself. I think there’s a bulb out.”
“I’m sorry. Did that hurt?”
“This is QNB-T16. It’s the top-shelf martini of sodium pentothal derivatives. It’s a brand-new and extremely potent truth drug. Don’t worry. The effects only last about an hour.”
“This is definitely not protocol!”
“You really don’t do comforting either do you?”
“It looks like a burnt baked potato.”
“Want to go to a movie, hold hands?”
“Sorry, ma’am, we’re the good guys!”
“You’re saying there’s nothing to be done?”
“I was your first? That’s sweet.”
“Did you just give me a compliment?”
“You made me a sandwich?”
“You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?”
“You’re over-thinking it.”
“Um, what brings you to this restricted hallway so late at night?”
“That’s a wall panel. Why are you accessing it?”
“You think I don’t feel anything?”
“You should really look up the word “boring” in the dictionary.”
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