Was Her Name

[ithinkiloveuforever-blog]

[trazosazules]

[hinckmantrash]

boys are always the worst no matter what. even if u think they cool they not!!, oh u have a nice boyfriend? wrong he is also the worst thanks

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of blistering wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my skull and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[heathens-and-kings]

As this has hit 10k, I will now chronicle a few of my favorite responses.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

oh

my

god

[fanroad]

me

[jovan]

WHAT

[capacity]

I love white people

[emmamaywashername]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf is this?

[thebhoywiththearabstrap]

[agirlnamedally]

Titus Andromedon is my spirit animal

[brooklynsul]

[quotethatshow]

[areasonablydressedwoman]

[despotique]

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

[br-e-a-t-h-l-e-s-s]

[not-humor]

[ujtumblinev]

Best 300 Cosplay ever, in the London Tube

[barbellbro-baggins-deactivated2]

This is madness

[xmikaelaa-deactivated20150107]

[larmoyante]

Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism.

Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via ohdreaming)

[not-humor]

[ravenzoe]

me if i’m being honest