But I Forgot

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the Olympics, whoever gets bronze always seems happier than whoever gets silver.

[emmammo]

Because you win the bronze but silver means you lost the gold, in team events normally.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalists playing dodge ball until we have an ultimate champion.

[jacksepticeyegifs]

…….

[emmammo]

Watching this argument unfold, it is odd to think that people in Canada can feel this way about Trump, most of the people I talk to can’t say they don’t like either candidate, but given the choice they would choose anybody but Trump.

I’ll update if more comes in.

[jacksepticeyegifs]

Jacksepticsass

[emmammo]

Jacksaucymouth

[sugarcrooks-deactivated20230206]

it’s 3am and i managed to still draw one last jackaboy orz

[emmammo]

As a marine biologist myself, I find this very flattering :)

[just-shower-thoughts]

When we want another’s thoughts, we say “penny for your thoughts.” When we offer up our own, we say “putting my two cents in.” We value our own opinion twice as much.

[emmammo]

In Canada we say "nickel for your thoughts" and "putting my ten cents in" because we don't have the penny anymore.

[jacksepticeyegifs]

Ok who gave Jack weapons?!

[emmammo]

Be afraid

[just-shower-thoughts]

why do people say ‘tuna fish’ anyway? Ooh I’m gonna have some chicken bird tonight, maybe some beef mammal tomorrow

[emmammo]

Maybe some tomato fruit on the side.

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[punstars]

[emmammo]

They'll see someone who has a kick ass mirror now.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When Stan Lee dies I hope Marvel uses CGI to continue to put him in all their movies.

[emmammo]

He'll be referred to as the crazy old man who originally opened a bar or something and they'll point to a picture of him on the wall somewhere.

[jacksepticeyegifs-deactivated20]

Why was it a nightmare?! 

[therealjacksepticeye]

We got on the plane and I gave up my seat so an old couple could sit next to each other only for it to be delayed an hour, so sitting and doing nothing. Then I watched a movie but apparently not every screen worked so they reset the software 4 times which took 20 mins each time. Then my screen wouldn’t come back on for ¾ of the flight all while the old couples screens worked fine and my new seat was next to a screaming baby for 5 hours…. Nightmare!

[emmammo]

You so sweet.

[swolefour]

Things wrong with Jack, according to Mark

[therealjacksepticeye]

Damn right im a delight!! IM FUCKING LOVELY!

[emmammo]

It's a bad sign that I read this with your voice and accent!

[therealjacksepticeye]

Straight thuggin!

[emmammo]

Swag

[inccption-deactivated20190115]

2 / ? of sarcastic mark watney

[loquaciouslyliterate]

Mark Watney, Space Pirate

[brilliantbotany]

As a botanist, I geeked out through most all of The Martian.

“Mars will come to fear my botany powers.”

[emmammo]

I wonder if he ever ate potato's again once he got back.

[jacksepticeyegifs-deactivated20]

I WANT THEM ALL

[therealjacksepticeye]

NO! MINE!

[emmammo]

You needs to post a picture of your Sam army!