Emma

she/her, 22, made this account when I was like 13 and never formatted it and I never will

[nosnexus]

Hey, YOU KNOW IT!

City Council of Darkness episode 7

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[archive-of-days]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL!!!

[sunbeetle]

friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

[prinnay]

Beloved☆

[creatingnonsense]

Remembered I can always slap my favs on memes when I’m bored

Including headcanons and ships of:

-Fabian cannot drive (Hangman is sentient so it drives for him most of the time. Fabian can’t exactly get his license either with being half blind)

-Fabian does just send the Bad Kids money every so often for fun

-Fabian x Mazey with shared QPR Riz

-Fabian x Adaine with shared QPR Riz

-QPR Bad Kids

[thelovelygods]

[bogleech]

This is going to actually be a thing, isn't it. A chatgpjesus is going to catch on and cause some fucking cult movement in our lifetimes.

[guernika]

tee hee

‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!

After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍

[bubblyernie]

GET READY FOR A BRAIN CHANGER!! (manifesting a @gamechangershow and D20 crossover)

This idea hit me like a ton of bricks while i was on a brief errand and then i had to come home and immediately draw it.

ALSO THAT GAME CHANGER FINALE. WILD. GOOD LORD.

art tag // commission info

[thewitchoftheweed]

We live in the dumbest, lamest cyberpunk dystopia possible.

So LA has been — and continues to — protest against ICE. These protests haven’t gotten any smaller or lost any momentum, but social media wasn’t reflecting it.

TikTok users, realizing that the platform/other social media are censoring/deleting/shadowbanning these protest videos, decided to find a workaround.

They’re calling it the LA Music Festival. Ice detention centers and other protest locations are “stages.” The hottest band is Rage Against the Machine. “Here’s what gear you should be bringing to stay safe at the LA Music Festival.”

And it fucking worked.

TikTok has become a proving ground for a lot of new music, meaning lots of labels and organizations have lucrative deals with TikTok to promote their new artists and music festivals. So they absolutely cannot censor the words “music festival” or train the algorithm to ignore it, or they risk endangering that very important revenue.

So now protest videos are flooding feeds again, but it’s the LA 24/7 Music Festival. Truly an incredible timeline we’ve landed in.

[charonsferry]

During the Civil Rights Movement of the 60s, radio broadcasts would refer to upcoming marches as "parties" and use other such euphemisms to sneak calls to organize past censors. For example, the Birmingham marches of 1963 were called "a field trip in the park with a luncheon".

This is, frankly, a timeless strategy, just done online.

[house-of-ivy]

mentopolis puns/words explained for people who do not do psychology/neuroscience

oblongata station - medulla oblongata (connects the brain stem/spinal cord, part of the hindbrain)

cerebell pacific - cerebellum (part of the hindbrain that helps coordinate motor function and balance)

terra-cephalon - most likely a reference to diencephalon? (basically another specific grouping of certain parts of the brain)

neurotransmitter - a chemical messenger that (depending on its function) sends signals from one neuron (brain/nerve cell) to another)

cortisol- the stress hormone. released during fight/flight/freeze. prolonged release can lead to poor health outcomes as the body is focused on STRESS as opposed to maintaining everything it is supposed to at its optimal level

oxytocin- hormone/neurotransmitter that plays an important role in human bonding. it’s most often brought up in the context of parenthood or sex. (it is also believed it has some role in regulating fear and anxiety.)

serotonin - a neurotransmitter that is believed to have some control over mood, memory, appetite and sleep

hans schadenfreude - schadenfreude is a german word for the indescribable joy people feel at others pain/misfortune (think the office/videos of children falling over)

not puns but to keep in mind for further reference:

forebrain - the most “complex” parts of the brain (controls complex thought and emotion)

midbrain - helps process sensory information, develops 2nd in utero

hindbrain - regulates automatic/“basic” functions like balance, coordination etc.

feel free to ask if you’re confused of any others!

[bunnydracula]

some of you could learn a thing or two from the giant rat that makes all of da rules

[embraceyourdestiny]

The thesis of junior year being “rage is justice corrupted. Rage is justice unanswered. Rage is what comes when there is no justice” is still so beautiful and makes me tear up just thinking about it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[valtsv]

[linnkyleo]

LISTENNNN WE WERE SERVED CHOSEN FAMILY OVER BLOOD TIES ON A FAUX SILVER PLATTER in love you jawbone o'shaughnessy

[948]

bouquet curtains via muteofframe

[disquiet-doll]

you have to understand:

[softearedyoda]