Extraordinary Machine

South Beach based I get car sick in the back seat Instagram - emmiejc27

[caats]

[spritzeal]

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

[fatefulfindings]

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

[fatefulfindings]

happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time

[yr-tiktok-mom]

When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl

[istandonsnowpiles]

Lmao thank you for this tag

[wereblossoms]

[andmaybegayer]

This is the opposite of egg, if you do this for a year and you're still cis, you are the cis-est person alive. He has his gender cum laude.

[bright-eyed-sunshine]

[lesb0]

tiktok be like "if you as a haggard 19 year old simply get botox and a face lift and a nose job and lip injections you won't need monthly filler rounds at the ancient decrepit senior age of 30 because your facial muscles will die from being regularly injected with a toxic poison" and the girls are like yeah this is feminist women's empowerment

[lesb0]

"ponytail facelifts are a great option for women under 35" okay how about die immediately. killing and murdering and violence 😃

[crazy-brazilian]

[maple-syrup-drinker]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Op how could you forget this

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

wyd after smoking out of this?

[grimeclown]

[beadyeyes]

does any one else think it should be easier

[taykoutmccleod]

clap if it should be easier!

[en-theos]

When you have a kitty cat and never share pictures or videos of that kitty cat that's a crime. There is no ethical hoarding of kitty cat under capitalism. Share the love.

[medievalthymes]

Cybill Shepherd as Katya Goncharova in Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese / Gone Girl (2014) | inspo

[corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025]

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

[thesleepypencil]

[effemimaniac]

any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

🗨 Readers added context they thought people might want to know normal people don't say things like this. https://www.tumblr.com/logout

[effemimaniac]

🗨 Readers added context they thought people might want to know everyone's a fucking critic

[leg-stealing-bee]

oatmeal :)

[leg-stealing-bee]

it was about the food but now it's also about her

[little-mephistopheles]

She says thank you

[leg-stealing-bee]

OATMEAL!!!!

[cchanticleer]

ur just minding ur own business and it hits u

[cchanticleer]

going straight for the jugular huh

[profmeowmers]

i’ve found it, the promised land

[notsweettea]

[anarch-witch]

[floridaoranges]

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

[pleafromacatnamedvirtue]

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

We are the daughters of the tumblrinas who didn’t leave post porn ban

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]