:p

i've been on here way too long but i still don't know how to work this hellsite that well i'm like an old lady

[valtsv]

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

[socratesgirl]

how i do unfortunately listen to my shitty music #myshit

[juniepops]

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[fishfood22]

good morning

[byjove]

bisexual knight: any knights at this tourney want to touch swords with me?

heterosexual knight: I wouldn’t have bothered saving that damsel from that dragon if I had known she was betrothed. Typical. 🙄

asexual knight: just braided my horsey’s mane, am now in search of apples for her.

gay knight: I must locate the Holy Grail. right now. I shan’t tarry, not even for m’lord, though I feel my heart may rend in two on our parting.

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[moss4brainss]

let's throw chopper into the Pitt and see what happens

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[codex-entry]

'you don't have to feel obligated to put in effort for me-' THE 'OBLIGATION' COMPELLING ME IS THAT I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY AND THE EFFORT IS A WORTHY COST TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN, ACCEPT MY KINDNESS AND LOVE YOURSELF LIKE I LOVE YOU, THE INCONVENIENCE IS A BLESSING

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[batailles]

[kissdemons]

[lesbian-sweeney-todd]

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

[cheerlessnes-s]

[shopkeeper]

if your water breaks… i will fix it.

[shopkeeper]

no... i will be the best wife wolf... nothing stands in my way anymore...