You can cookie run but you can’t cookie hide

every good post in this fandom: now in one place!

[baguettecookie]

[emo-firespirit]

can you provide more context please

twitter user @sleepingnuggets also known as yonyon has been doxxed and harassed by a cacaolily/elderlily shipper for the past month. basically has her email address, has been threatening her family, etc. pretty disgusting stuff

[emo-firespirit]

Yeah, congrats to them. This is absolutely ridiculous. Over a ship too.. Can't people just touch grass?

cookie run fans have never touched grass before unfortunately

[emo-firespirit]

Congrats to the faelily/cacaolily fan who managed to one up every other insane cookie run fan shipper by actually doxxing and hacking someone’s account over something as stupid and mundane as not caring for either of those ships and preferring purelily. truly the peak of insane cr ship discourse

[crshipoftheday]

The second Cookie Run ship of the day is Lord Oyster x S…Sans… x Reigen Arataka…

Submitted by anon! And I’m not sure why!

[pastrycookie]

[emo-firespirit]

am begging cookie run fans (especially American ones in the middle of your literal culture wars) to understand that a piece of media being “family-friendly” does not mean it cannot discuss serious/dark topics in extreme detail and with extreme nuance—it simply means that whatever is being shown will be appropriate to show a young child and their parents. Nothing more.

if you ever say any kind of issue is “not family friendly” to depict I am encouraging you to change your mind on this position because what is considered “appropriate” to discuss in front of children (death, gay people, colonialism, etc) has been historically used to control and oppress minority groups. children are exposed to these kinds of things all the time and there are ways to discuss pretty much anything within reason to a child provided you are not being graphic, promoting weird fetish content besides it, etc. Please use your brains before applying this to cookie run and saying “cookie run shouldn’t be used to tell serious stories because it’s for kids” when cookie run has literal plots about dysfunctional/unhealthy parent child relationships (doco&cacao), about cult indoctrination and about colonialism. there’s also a lot of characters with war and generational trauma in this game. use your brains and don’t parrot the language of republican conservatives pls and thx

[emo-firespirit]

cookie run is a franchise with an infinite well of potential for the depth of its characters because of how vague and open-ended the writing is while affecting at larger than actual tropes within its narrative, and yet most of the shipping within the fandom is surface level bullshit that doesn’t actually analyze anything regarding the characters involved or create a real dynamic to enjoy and Ponder about

[bbugsy]

I don’t rlly play cookie run anymore but…

Pastry Cookie for these trying times <3

[emo-firespirit]

[emo-firespirit]

LOVE and PEACE on planet earth

[artforinfinity]

He's fine 😎

Reblogs appreciated <3

[unofficialcookieruntranslator]

Hii, I translated the first chapter of Cookie Runs new Comic ‘츼고의 도둑은 누구?’ Or the English version being called ‘StealHeart? x SteelHeart!’

Read more for the first few panels + the dropbox link!!

Drop Box link:

Shared with Dropbox

[emo-firespirit]

[mysticflourcookie]

the cookie run fandom is wild about its hatred of women. we really have people out here saying white lily is a genuine eugenicist because they don’t like her

[absent-figure-deactivated202601]

wasn’t part of her research that she tried to make the ‘perfect cookie’?

[mysticflourcookie]

“perfect cookie” in the sense nobody would ever die or suffer injuries again because she saw pain and suffering as something she could fix. she did not ever imply one type of cookie was better than another

[absent-figure-deactivated202601]

Then that ‘pain and suffering’ extends to cookies with physical disabilities. Cookies in her definition of perfect were just able-bodied. It’s textbook ableism, meaning her work was eugenics. I acknowledge that there are sexist sentiments in the crk fandom, but as a disabled person, hating white lily cookie on the basis of being a eugenicist is a valid and accurate point.

[mysticflourcookie]

literally shut the fuck up dude you are like . Deliberately misreading canon because you hate women or you’re just that bad at reading comprehension. Don’t speak to me not like I’m also not physically disabled (because I am lol) and I wouldn’t be saying this kind of thing if I wasn’t. @mb62k made a good point in their tags about this issue here:

if white lily judged living cookies then this would be a different issue. however she isn’t, she’s simply saying death and injuries hurt her to see and experience and that’s literally not the same thing as saying she hates disabled people. case closed

[emo-firespirit]

LMFAO this idiot doesn't know about the replication of the works of the gods and their creation of life, the pursuit of the Great Work, the philosopher's stone

[emo-firespirit]

*using my godlike time control abilities to create a parallel timeline where the beatles are swapped with bts*

[emo-firespirit]

i'm glad we've once again been reminded about roguefort's most classic and lovable traits, such as: steals from children for no reason