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Have you studied enough alchemy to synthesise The Dialectic Material?

I've got an ingot of pure context on my side table

#fuuuuuuck these guys are out here synthesizing pure context and i can't even distill content #im never gonna make it in metatextual university #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizardposting

sluttyandesoteric

So many parents judging their kids for getting a degree in the arcane arts.

“Why not get a job in something useful? Stay here and work on the farm”

Well if you knew anything DAD you’d know that me learning to put a protective ward against blight on your crops is pretty damn useful to the farm isn’t it.

Not everyone’s out here flinging fireballs.

I mean I am. But like, it helps to be versatile.

#wizard shit #wizardposting #wizardblogging

yellow-cat

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

#wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizard posting

c3po

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

#absolutely not #The earlier the better #Never too young to start developing immunity to cursed artefacts

draconym

I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club

#more fun facts about the matrix is that in the rob zombie nightclub scene where trinity and neo meet for the first time #all the extras in fetish and BDSM gear were apparently friends of the wachowskis #and they just did that scene in their own gear no prop department necessary #bc (pretty sure I'm remembering this from a commentary/extras DVD) they all just partied together regularly

scipunk

The Matrix (1999)

#also it was filmed in Sydney!!#you can see the AWA building in the helicopter scenes #and I'm pretty sure the car sequence was filmed at the big bridge by Central #not sure on that second one though

scipunk

The Matrix (1999)

#i rewatch this movie at least once a year #it comes pretty close to what id call a perfect narrative #and the action is just so fucking good!!#every piece of this film interlocks so nicely #and its been fun watching the interpretation evolve over time too #good thing they never made any sequels idk how you could meet the standard they set here

averyterrible

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

averyterrible

@post-brahminism check it

villainessbian

Well, it's over. They won.

#and good for them #很愛他們的風格 #有一天可能是我

goth-queen

knuckle-actual

#ravens #emo shit #hmm having a lot of this is actually goth moments recently maybe I should recalibrate

creepy-girls-do-it-better

172 days until Halloween

#always the right time for Halloween posting #emo shit

shencomix

#wizard shit

bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

#🫡#emo shit

moldavite

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

#some days it really do be like that #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizard posting #wizardposting

crucifix-dolll

my instagram here 🧛🏻‍♀️

#fashion inspo #emo shit #I think it's technically goth but #don't @ me

transgenderer

the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra

#this one's an all timer for me #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizard posting #wizardposting

cerastes

I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

#is this still available?#My party could use a sick as fuck hydromancer sword fighter #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizard posting

if getting drunk so good why haven't they invented-- oh shit

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