boo u whore

Tua fanclub, your average Diego stan, emo ben Hargreeves lover, She/her

[emobensgf]

oh shit new name whos this

emobensgf>weepingplaidhoundpanda

[dragon-in-a-fez]

teenagers have figured out that you can fake a positive covid test and get out of school using lemon juice and the newspapers sending me push notifications about this seem to expect my reaction to be “oh no those horrible youths” when it is in fact “lmao based af”

[emobensgf]

PLSSSS

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[ekelarsons]

The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

Medieval peasants lived grueling, terrible lives. But their vacation days beat out the policies now common even in progressive societies.

[bookwyrmth1rt33n]

🤔😬😡

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

When the medieval peasant - the iconic, screwed over, worst off person of pop culture - had more days and time off than you, something’s gone wrong. And apparently something has been wrong for a while now...

[zeroaskers]

[aliennyx22]

[rocksannx-deactivated20220206]

HAPPY FORREST SHOULD START RUNNING DAY !!! 🥳🥳🥳

[alolaneevee-deactivated20220801]

this is what happens when you screw with the Hershey chocolate bar

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[emobensgf]

maya the psychic by gerard way is the definition of a klaus hargreeves song

[zontiky]

i still cant believe people tried to justify shipping incest by saying the hargreeves were raised together "as classmates and not siblings" despite them continuously calling each other family and literally having the same parents... literally referring to each other as variations of "brother" and "sister" multiple times... like thats insane to me

[badassdemonsword]

why do people on tik tok move like they're possessed by the Mask

[emobensgf]

five: do you know what family means to me, delores?

delores:

five: resentment, guilt, anger, easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.

[chrysocomae]

[terefah]

i think it’s really important to know everyone’s favourite colour idk why some people left that in primary school

[terefah]

reply / rb in the tags with your favourite colour

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

alright here's today's controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like "english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍" and then reblog posts like "here is why sex scenes CAN'T have symbolism" and "stop consuming media with toxic characters" like okay so what were you doing in your english classes then. cause it apparently wasn't learning or analyzing. i'm pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.

[theancientdoomabyss-deactivated]

Nobody who has such an inability to capitalize and use punctuation correctly should be criticizing someone about English class.

Let's fix this...

Alright, here's today's controversial post. A good amount of you on here will be like "English was my favorite subject 😍😍😍" and then reblog posts like "here is why sex scenes CAN'T have symbolism" and "stop consuming media with toxic characters". Like, okay, so what were you doing in your English classes then? 'Cause it apparently wasn't learning or analyzing. I'm pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.

Yeah, I went there. Try English class some time.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

how did you post this from reddit

[emobensgf]

homie is literally a libertarian fuckin ew

[emobensgf]

better than me by the brobecks is a klaus hargreeves song