Nap Queen

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[kosmogrl]

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[ilikecrocssuckit]

[bbyyygirl]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[shirecorn]

Harbinger

[shirecorn]

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

[chetom]

froggos got you covered for those low spoon days.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

behold, a crab

put it in a place

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[soupandcats-deactivated20241014]

Howl’s moving castle

[anthonysperkins]

Keanu Reeves as characters named John/Jon

[emotional-support-shark]

The Keanu Reeves Johnematic Universe

[adhd-vibes]

good day girlies i have accomplished the shower

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[ilikecrocssuckit]

[sammypajammies]

今日めっちゃ舐めてくる

[efoxgirl]

babygirl I know video game lore you wouldn't even care about

[infectiouspiss]

i’m going to be popping pills (ibuprofen) and doing crazy shit (sleeping real good) tonight at the party (my bedroom)