since I'm going to hell anyway...

chloe | 23 | she/her | uk | probably (read definitely) reading fanfiction somewhere 🍎

[twilightbutokayer]

No punchline just silly family shenanigans

[effervescent-emmett]

let emmett say fuck 2k22

[simpfordemetri]

Aro trying to calm Jane when her gift doesn't work with Bella

[allegoryofthebeast]

Emmet, singlehandedly keeping the peace in the family for like seventy years straight

[littleblairwitch]

The ballet teachers in twilight coming to work on monday finding their mirrors broken, the floor ripped out and a mutilated corpse on the ground:

[anamelessfacelessnerd]

I watched Twilight with my partner last night (his first time) and the first time Carlisle comes on screen he said "that man looks like the human embodiment of a breath mint" and we had to stop the movie so I could process that.

[alpacinosgf]

The Batman (2022) Dir. Matt Reeves / Twilight (2008) Dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[orbitbot]

self care is turning on all my fairy lights, lighting a candle, and having a twilight marathon

[improbablyoutofdata]

I think it would be super funny if Bella HAD listened to music, but only music she knew Edward hated. Specifically, 70s music. On the plane ride from Italy, Edward is harassed by ABBA, Billy Joel, Fleetwood Mac, Bee Gees, David Bowie, Elton John, and so many more artists he considers ear-bleeding worthy. And Bella just grins at him and says, “I could listen to this music forever.”

[basicjetsetter]

Bella, trying her hardest to convince Edward to give her the Sexual Intercourse while she's still human: It's okay, babes. You don't want to hurt me, so you won't. I don't think you ever could hurt me. Problem solved 😌

Edward, probably remembering that time he tried to save her from becoming Jasper's dinner and underestimated his strength as he chucked her into a table full of glass:

[teamjacobthot]

jacob in eclipse:

[improbablyoutofdata]

I think it would be super funny if Bella HAD listened to music, but only music she knew Edward hated. Specifically, 70s music. On the plane ride from Italy, Edward is harassed by ABBA, Billy Joel, Fleetwood Mac, Bee Gees, David Bowie, Elton John, and so many more artists he considers ear-bleeding worthy. And Bella just grins at him and says, “I could listen to this music forever.”

[bellas-bad-breath]

[littlest-gemini]

Let us not forget the most iconic of bad Twilight outfits

[into-a-very-large-dog]

Edward is actually... cute ?

I'm rewatching Twilight and I noticed for the first time that like...Edward is super nervous ! He's well aware that Bella has heard the others in high school say that he's a freak and when Bella goes to his room for the first time he's so...scared?? He looks like he's expecting her to just say "that's enough i LEAVE bye freak" at anytime...

The way he says "it's..Debussy" and you can clearly see that he loves this music and that it means a lot to him, but then he seems to suddenly remember who is with him and just looks at her like he's apologizing for liking this kind of music and just softly says "idk..." And the poor baby is so scared bc Bella isn't repelled by him being a "monster" but omg imagine if she doesn't like HIM, like what makes Edward EDWARD (music tastes, habits, etc)....

Like he probably thought all his vampire life that no one would ever hang out with a vampire, but actually someone does, and now... Ed is scared that she might be repelled by his personnality

He's so cute ??? It's adorable. Now I understand his speech at the wedding. It made me go aaawww bc he's just...cute.

[wear-a-shirt-jacob]

Jessica: Hey, Bella-

Bella: Edward used to call me Bella.

Jessica: Because it's your fucking name.

[sleepingedward]

Lmao