Empalagosa

Red. Flowers//Pale//Minimalist Nostalgic for a time I dont remember.

[batsquatchin]

good night!

[catchymemes]

Credit: @buddythefourth

[jenniferrpovey]

Daang.

[frostyemma]

he wins best Spider-Man cosplay ever

[whatthebec]

I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[abigailcathleen]

me after trying this tip

[whitepeopletwitter]

[verynicedeathmetalveryverynice]

[divineofficial]

“Sometimes, stupid and cute ARE enough.” -John Waters

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[saxgoddess25]

Oh finally. A real Christian.

[systlin]

Now THIS man’s read the book

[goobra]

this is honestly how some of y’all sound

[sourlemonblue]

officer, that’s my emotional support two-liter of vodka lemonade

[kingworm]

in this house we butcher all the lyrics to Sunflower, just as miles morales would have wanted

[leoleofitz]

Me, wearing a blanket as a cloak, stirring my mac'n'cheese in a dimly lit room: potion

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Spy Kids is a national treasure

[behelix]

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[africanaquarian]

if you’re not vaccinated you should NOT be allowed to travel. period.

[africanaquarian]

it doesn’t make sense people are reintroducing countries to illnesses they haven’t experienced in years just because some affluent soccer moms think their stupid ass kid is gonna be the next einstein bc he’s never gotten a measles shot

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

This is it. Peak humor

[estradiol]

It’s time to master all 4 elements sisters!

[toetotoetoto]

this is canon from that one fire nation play tho. they look almost identical

[estradiol]

[melancholymango]

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.