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It's Day 1 of posting for Moony's Midlife Crisis Fest, and we have three amazing works for you!
🐺 In Doorframes We Stand
🐺 Professional Opinion
🐺 Blackmail
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give me everything by @sorealis
A blindfold, a spell so he can’t hear, and giving his boyfriend full control shouldn’t be this exciting, but to Sirius it’s the ultimate show of trust and there is nothing hotter than that.
Kinktober day 19: Sensory deprivation, Electricity
[Explicit | 2,006 words]
Empty chairs at empty tables by Mikibou
Four dead marauders and their funerals ... Or something.
[Teen | 5,302 words | Major Character Death]
Presto Bang-o by @r33sespieces
"I'm the Marvellous Mr. Lupin, here to dazzle with feats of magic you'll have to see to still not believe! Who's ready to have some fun?"
The magician visibly deflates as scattered, unenthusiastic applause sounds through the conference room. Sirius almost feels bad for the man. There are probably few jobs more bleak than providing entertainment for a corporate networking event where everybody just wants to get drunk at the lobby bar or go to their room for a luxurious hotel wank that won't get interrupted by their kids. It's sort of the man's own fault for taking the gig, though. Kids' parties probably have a much more enthusiastic audience. Maybe Sirius should get his card and hire him for Harry's birthday.
OR
Is Sirius really thinking about seducing this magician? Really?
[Teen | 4,119 words]
Padfoot & I by OccasionallyThriving
We'd gone on holiday by mistake.
Withnail & I, but make it Wolfstar.
[Teen | 4,662 words | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings]
Transformations by @brandileigh2003
It's the day of the full moon--the first one the marauders will be joining Remus.
Remus is terrified and needs to have difficult conversations with them.
[Mature | 6,320 words]
Pretty Little Baby by @moonman-84
Remus has some fun with his pretty little Baby.
[Explict | 3,874 words]
Sometimes We're Lovers (Sometimes We're Friends) by @always-pining
A confession during sixth year. Sirius tells Remus he won't ask again.
Years later, Remus still hears it like a promise: If you want me, one day, you’re going to have to be the one to ask.
1977 - 1995
[Teen | 3,213 words]
Clipped On You by @emperorem
After the C-Suite of James Potter, Sirius Black, and Marlene McKinnon assigns Remus a very boring work assignment, he decides to entertain himself by adding Clippy clip art, the once-upon-a-time Microsoft Office helper.
And really, the whole thing starts innocently enough—he swears it does.
But Remus stumbles across a surprising side of Clippy. Although in retrospect, it shouldn’t have been surprising. The internet truly has a little something for everyone.
And this little something is sexy Clippy.
[Explicit | 9,190 words]
Black Tartan by @sliebman10
When Sirius attends an event for his family's foundation, he decides to flout his mother's expectations by wearing his Highland suit rather than the tuxedo she provided. Remus is a fan of this decision and shows his appreciation accordingly.
[Explicit | 3,182 words]
Loop Inn (Or: The Motel of Requirement) by @shunstanpike
"Please, Remus," Sirius begged. "I don't want my fantasies to come true. I don't want to sleep with the monkeys or become a human garnish. I just want a functioning shower, a clean bed, and a strong cup of coffee in the morning. Is that too much to ask?"
"I can do that."
"Can you?!" Sirius's voice broke and he thought he might burst into tears. He didn't want to think about how long he'd been awake at this point.
–
Sirius is in Vegas for a last-minute wedding, but every hotel is completely booked. Every hotel except Loop Inn.
[Teen | 4,585 words]
Sirius Black and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Shirtless Curse by @astralsunshine
Sirius Black expected many things from his eighth year at Hogwarts after Voldemort was defeated. He did not, however, expect to be cursed to roam the castle completely shirtless, flaunting his visual assets to undeserving eyes.
The sight of a shirtless Sirius Black is, of course, one to behold—but why won't Remus Lupin look at him?
[Explicit | 8,048 words]
Chocolate Cake by RealityShowJunky
“Yes, Remus Lupin is gorgeous, smart, funny, and hands down the best lay Sirius has ever had. Sometimes, Sirius just can’t get enough of him—of his plump mouth or the sweetness that seems to radiate out of his pores. He’ll even admit that he does prefer Remus’ company to anyone else’s ninety percent of the time. But—just because your favorite dessert is chocolate cake doesn’t mean you’ll never crave a cookie, right?”
Rich frat bro Sirius Black has a great thing going until he doesn’t. In order to win back the hand of his true love, he must defeat interloping psych majors, settle old vendettas, and learn how to properly stuff a non-engagement ring in a piece of chocolate cake.
[Mature | 5,894 words]
of elf-ears, movie marathons, and (un)requited feelings by @barkingatthemooninsteadofwriting
The thing is that Sirius has been a little bit in love with Remus since… forever.
Maybe not forever, but he knows that one day in secondary school he looked at his best friend, the one that made the inside of his chest feel like a bruised peach and thought, Oh. I think I’m in love with you. He didn’t really know what love meant yet, or the difference between platonic love and familial love or the love that his parents claimed to hold for each other and their sons, but he felt it all the same, turning his entire teenage world upside down.
It didn’t take very long for Sirius to realize, however, that Remus didn’t feel the same way about him in return.
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Sirius grapples with his feelings for Remus during a Lord of the Rings movie marathon.
[Explicit | 9,009 words]
Sirius Loses Mario Kart by c1garettesfor_m00ny
Remus watched as Sirius downed a shot of tequila, a bit of the clear liquid sliding down the front of his throat and soaking into his extremely tight and extremely revealing black crop top. The top left nothing to the imagination, hugging just above where his sternum met the flat of his stomach.
Remus felt himself blush and looked away from Sirius, deciding that that was enough staring for one night. That would get him through the night just fine.
“If you’re done staring, I’d like to play Mario Kart.” Sirius rolled his eyes at the flushed look on Remus’ face and grabbed his hand. He led him to the couch where he shoved him down and Remus just- let him.
Or
Sirius Loses Mario Kart And Remus Fucks Him
[Explicit | 6,018 words | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings]
the time when you were mine by renaissance
The walk from Grimmauld Place to Parliament Hill is just under an hour, but it’s easier going at four in the morning.
[Teen | 9,404 words]
band au but it's just rj lupin and he only plays the lute for performances at ren faires and such just his little hey nonny non tunes and his floppy hat with a feather poking out and his stockings and his little jacket and everyone is amazed he is absolutely brilliant on the lute he's always asked for an encore and well who is he to say no they're all so lovely and enchanted by his rhythm and chords and..etc and what do you know rj lupin and his lute have a groupie following him from town to town in the spring clapping the loudest and he's v fit not that rj lupin has noticed he's got lots of fans ofc and well yes the groupie does have a nice smile but rj lupin is immune to the temptation of rock and roll's sex-crazed lifestyle he is doing this purely for the art but one day it begins pissing down during his performance and his feathered little hat and his thigh high stockings are absolutely sop sogging and his pointy little shoes fill with water things rly aren't looking good he's got to get out of the rain this is about survival but thankfully he's quickly dragged off stage and swept into a tent and there he is the groupie with the sexy smile and dark hair and nice lips not that rj lupin is looking at his lips and
After the C-Suite of James Potter, Sirius Black, and Marlene McKinnon assigns Remus a very boring work assignment, he decides to entertain himself by adding Clippy clip art, the once-upon-a-time Microsoft Office helper.
And really, the whole thing starts innocently enough—he swears it does.
But Remus stumbles across a surprising side of Clippy. Although in retrospect, it shouldn’t have been surprising. The internet truly has a little something for everyone.
And this little something is sexy Clippy.
[E | 9,191 words]
Written as part of @marauders-crack-week collection
Because I did not get my act together to post monthly round ups in January or February, we’re going with a quarterly one and pretending it was on purpose. (And pretending I meant to post on April 1 and not March 31) This has been a truly amazing three months of fantastic fics.
Moonlight in the Tenth Hour [G]
The Nine Leggings of Remus Lupin [E | ODF]
Come one, come all [E]
Best in Show [T]
Your Next Big Adventure [T | ODF]
160 Acres in Ojai [E] by MsAlexWP
A Squire's Tale [T] by @shunstanpike
Occamy of the Ocean [T] by imparfait
One Day in the Spring[T] by @eyra
Baked [M] by @lifeisabitch-butimcute
Say 'Please' [E] by @spookymoonie
Beneath a Big Blue Sky [E] by eyra
A Brief History of Dragons [M] by eyra
Do You Hear What I Hear? [E] by @missambermoon
Held Open, Filled Full [E] by @theblueblues-ao3
any way the wind blows (doesn't really matter to me) [E] by @barkingatthemooninsteadofwriting
sloppy seconds [E] by @maladaptivewriting
Love at First Skate [E] by @birdiesnest
they call it the cockpit [E] by @kaaaaaaarf
Conspiracy [E] by celestialremedy
It's Called Manifesting, Babe [E] by @missambermoon
there's nothing you and i won't do (i'll stop the world and melt with you) [E] by @barkingatthemooninsteadofwriting
Birthday Wish [G] by @brandileigh2003
No Notifications [E] by @blackstarrising
In the Wings [M] by @madefortherain
Remus Lupin’s Extremely Innocent, Totally Not a Pretext, Transport Excursion [E] by @theblueblues-ao3
The Scenic Route, or: Remus Lupin's Perfectly Pleasant Birthday [E] @igetje
Convince Me [E] by @theblueblues-ao3
Pinball Wizard [E] by RemusJosephRogers
Go Big or Go Home [E] by celestialremedy
don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean that i won't try) [E | WIP] by @barkingatthemooninsteadofwriting
The Road to Thistle Creek [E | WIP] by @just--vi
i don't got a thing to lose (if you're not with me) [E] by @barkingatthemooninsteadofwriting
In Bloom [M] by @brandileigh2003
Of Public Erections and Tweed [E] by @toadby
Sandy brown curls... [M] by @dorythewritingfish
The Weight of the Moon [E] by @blackstarrising
precious [E] by augmenti
The Unexpected Gardener [T] by @igetje
the moon and my man[E] by @magicbeings
Take Me Home to the Place I Belong [E] by @sliebman10
What Grows in the Dark [E] by @madefortherain
Still [E] by @sorealis
A Long Time Coming [M] by @thestralsofspinnersend
Lie Low at Posada de Cachorritos (with Lupin) [E] by @igetje
From the Very Core of Him [T] by @mybelovedmoon
Click Bait [E] by @ixiedust-writes
Snapparition [T] by @pringlealltheway
The School Gate [T] by @noblecorgi
Theoretical Fratricide Over a Lack of Caffeine, or an Extended Meet-Cute Between Sirius Black and That One Ministry Research Assistant Who Only Wears Faded Brown Jumpers [M] by @toadby
Now that posting and reveals are over, we thought we'd share a little Old Dogs Fest 2026 Wrapped! We hope you've been enjoying all the wonderful ODF works and remember to carry on showing all the works some love with lots of lovely kudos and comments ❤️
Although ODF 2026 is officially over, we hope to see you soon over on @moonyfest which opens for claiming today!
Teen | wolfstar | 17.9k | part of old dogs fest 2026 | prompt submitted by @birdiesnest
Faced with an empty nest and the not-so-subtle encouragement of their loved ones, strangers Remus and Sirius set out to find a new hobby. What they find instead is each other—and a near-immediate mutual irritation. What lengths will they go to avoid one another—and how far will the universe go to bring them together?
written for @old-dogs-fest 2026 ✶ E ✶ 33,714 words
With Harry away at university in Scotland, Sirius is alone, antsy, and in dire need of distraction.
A one-way ticket out of London. A farm in the Yorkshire Rhubarb Triangle. Candlelight and quiet. Plants hand-picked with awe. A farmer. A frown. The thrill of a laugh that bursts honey-bright. Of a week that spans a forever. Of saying yes instead of no for once...or twice...or thrice.
Of finding out just how big the littlest things can grow in the dark.
theartofmadeline
tangentwithtanner
kianamaiart
origamiaround
