Spaghetti Monster, I love Susie so much. Her amber eyes, her sharp yellow teeth, her purple scaly skin, her dark, soft, flowing hair that she forgot to brush this morning, bags under her eyes, dark circles, cheeks covered with freckles, sometimes bangs covering the eyes. I love it all so much. Her walk, her posture, her manner of speech, her facial expressions and that low, rough voice. I can't stop myself when I see her. How I want her to smirk and lightly, casually hit me on the shoulder with her bloody knuckles, while making some stupid joke. I want her to laugh and growl next to me. I want to see how cool she fights, how she gives herself to the battle. Her bravery, her devotion to her friends and her cause, it's all so special and wonderful. She is always ready to support her loved ones and is always ready to stand up for them. She is so fair and courageous, I can't stand it. I want to be her friend, I want to spend my time with her. I want to bake pies with her, watch TV all night long, be mischievous together and prank the people around us. I want to look at her. She is incredibly beautiful. Susie is not just a monster. She is strength, hope, great humor. Susie is a phenomenon, a freedom, a messiah. She was created by the Spaghetti Monster himself. She is a deity, the ruler of the worlds. Everything related to Susie is beautiful. Her little tail, her ripped jeans, and the faded jacket she wears over a white T-shirt. She's incredibly beautiful. She's incredibly good. Her appearance, her personality, her behavior, her voice, and her walk are pure perfection. I adore Susie so much. Without Susie my life would be much worse, because Susie is the emotion of happiness transmitted through a living being. Susie is the best thing that mankind has ever seen. Susie is the best thing that this world as a whole has ever seen. And may Susie live happily ever after. I wish Susie all the best. Susie is a legend, an icon. I love Susie. (Platonically)