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Canadian | 20 | she/her | autistic

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Cat Biodome

On the night of May 20th, I dreamt that my family and I rode on a dragon-themed roller coaster, and then after that, we went to some sort of cat-themed Biodôme housing both wildcats and domestic cats.

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Dark and Edgy Cartoon Video Game

On the night of April 28th, I dreamt that a game for the original Xbox had been discovered, with a cartoony art style, yet had a dark tone, and multiple endings based on the player's actions. Apparently, it was also playable on the PC thanks to the Xbox 360 disc drive, which could be plugged into a computer and was also backwards compatible with original Xbox games.  The gameplay footage showed what was apparently the bad ending, followed by the screen fading into black with some text saying something like “Your companion’s life has come to an end. Who helped the bullies make it go faster? YOU.”  That made me want to play that game so badly that, when I woke up, I was incredibly disappointed to find out it was just a dream.

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Two-Legged Yarn Dog

On the night of April 17th, I dreamt that a cut Pokémon had been discovered. It was a two-legged puppy with a ball of yarn for a body that was apparently replaced with Fidough, because it wasn’t cute enough.

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Racist Saturday Morning Cartoon

On the night of April 15th, I dreamt that there was a scene in a Star Wars Saturday morning cartoon in which Luke Skywalker gets tied to a pole by a tribe of racist stereotypes of indigenous people to either be eaten or burnt alive for sacrificial purposes before being rescued by the chief’s daughter. It even includes a commentary in which George Lucas, or at least one of the producers of the cartoon, explained that he actually got tied to a pole just for research and to see what it felt like.

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One time, I dreamt that YouTuber illymation, whose username was Izzzyzzz for some reason, joined the Hermitcraft server, and the first thing she saw was a sheep centaur hybrid with Grian’s head and wooden signs for arms, but otherwise functioned like a normal sheep.

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One time, I dreamt that I was a teenage boy going camping on a deserted island, and I somehow brought a CRT TV screen and a DVD player with me so I could watch movies there to entertain myself. But in the middle of watching one of my movies, which had something related to the Rugrats playing beforehand, either a large creature or a big vehicle crashed into my tent. It broke the TV screen from behind, and I got frustrated because I couldn’t watch my movies anymore. I then teleported back to my room and saw a classroom next door to my room out my window with a bunch of children, and my friend was one of the teachers there.

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The LEGO Dream

On the night of February 15th, I dreamed I saw a commercial for a non-existent Lego set. It was Ninjago, except the characters were driving around on karts on a feudal-inspired track. The set looked promising, and I really wanted it, but I was disappointed when I woke up and realized it was just a dream.

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Dinosaur Romance

On the night of October 28th, 2025, I dreamt that there was an outdoor food court owned by Disney, and Ice Age 3 was praised in retrospect for its positive queer-coding because Sid the Sloth was trying to flirt with a male T-Rex for some reason, but got rejected, only to eventually win him over at the end. Multiple articles and video essays were talking about the queer coding in the movie.

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Crazy Frog in a Junkyard

On the night of January 28th, I dreamt that Crazy Frog was living and working in an underground junkyard, and his boss was yelling at him to get back to work. To get his employee to keep his job, he offered Crazy Frog two choices: either to build a killing machine or a baking machine. Since Crazy Frog knew he had very few friends, he decided to create a baking machine in hopes of making more friends and having everybody like him. The next morning, Crazy Frog decided to create a baking machine to make some vanilla cupcakes for everyone, but for some reason, he called them Garfield cupcakes. I think I've grown attached to this version of Crazy Frog.

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Strange Prison

One time, I dreamt that I was Gangle from TADC and I was stuck in a prison cell which had walls, a floor and a ceiling consisting of boxes of tube snacks, with some advertising two tubes, a larger, flatter one for “before the show” and a shorter, thinner one for “after the show”. After I managed to escape the prison, the cops chased me, and I had to start flying away from them à la Minecraft Creative Mode, but the cops started flying in the same manner as I did.

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Minecraft Shopping Mall Server

One time, I had a dream where my friends and I spawned in a Minecraft server, but there was no space for all of us on the island we spawned on, so I began travelling to a much larger location. But as I was doing so, an enraged wolf started chasing me across the field until I ran into another player's base, which turned out to be some kind of shopping mall.

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Batman Book for Girls

On the night of December 6th, I dreamt that I read a Batman novel, but the book's border, spine, and the DC logo were pink for some reason. The novel was about Batman overcoming his social anxiety while uncovering secrets about the mysterious pirate's treasure on a dark and stormy island with little sunlight and a small, seemingly unassuming house.

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ROM-Hacked Pokémon Game

On the night of December 2nd, I dreamt that I found some Froot Loops flavoured Pop-Tarts that came with a ROM-hacked Pokémon DS game inside, and when I booted up the game, I was greeted with a tropical island made of modules and blocks. About 10 minutes into my playthrough, a talking Lopunny was telling me not to power up my Pokémon using some new training method because it would make them more aggressive, and therefore less obedient, just like what happened to her.

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Plastic Toothpaste

On the night of November 28th, I dreamt that I brushed my teeth in the morning, and the toothpaste tasted like plastic.

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Rabbit Art Project

On the night of November 17th, I dreamt that I went back to high school and our class had an art project in which we had to draw a rabbit, but in any style we wanted, like traditional 2-D drawing, 3-D models, papier-mâché, clay, sculptures, etc., and I chose to make mine a collage comprised of cut-up images of white fur. Also, we did the project in the school gymnasium.

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Super Mario/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Crossover Chocolate

On the night of November 15th, 2025, I dreamt that I saw a Mario/TMNT crossover chocolate bar in the hotel. The bar had designs of both the fronts and backs of the characters, and the only connection between the two franchises is that they both came out in the 80s.

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Lost in Translation Plot of Disney Princess Video Game

Last night, I dreamt that I was playing a Disney Princess game, and in the Tangled segment, the plot was that Flynn Rider was the one who kidnapped Rapunzel as a baby, and not Mother Gothel. I was so infuriated that I woke up.