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credits to whoever made this fanart👆

[empressofluna]

I'm reading Winter(I read like, half of it) and I think the best part is when Kai is supposed to say 'I do' but is quiet and then he grabs the scissors and cuts Levana with it XD

And then he's like 'oh, it wasn't mean to be a threat, I was just trying to kill you'

AND THEN he acts like nothing happened, like he didn't just hurt the bride at his own wedding and says 'I do'

[deadinparadice]

100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

1. We would miss you. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don’t even know you and I love you. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you’re proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen

IF that isn’t enough:

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[brain3at3r]

if u see this please re blog. never scroll past this. you never know who may need to read this.

[transgender4days-deactivated202]

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[thestarsdiary]

I will reblog this constantly for everyone to see it!This is importantant!💞

[avenging-fandoms]

you all mean so much to me and so many more people!! and i’m always here for you!!

[avenging-fandoms]

reblogging this once again <3

[vo1dcr3ature]

Reblogging because this saved my life a couple of times

[jobie22]

I reblog this every time I see it

[empressofluna]

Thorne, talking to The Rampion crew: I'm your captain now and you will refer to me as such

Cinder: Okay, Such

[eerna]

Also lemme appreciate Evil Womanizer Carswell Thorne for a second there. You know the type, everybody hates his comments and he keeps his flirting mode on at all times. But Thorne???? His “womanizing” is the result of the guy just utterly loving girls. He is amazed and supports the women around him regardless of wether they accept his advances or not. He spews comments nobody asked for, yes, but this comes from the fact that he finds everything and anything they do amazing and worth falling head over heels for. Proof? Cinder’s lie detector never goes off when he flatters her or others, which means he honestly thinks everything he says. When he realizes how his behaviour affects Cress, he stops and adopts a way more filtered way of communicating with her (she mistakes it for him losing affection, but it’s actually him respecting her past experiences- or lack thereof). He never gets mad when he gets rejected, his behaviour towards Cinder or Scarlet is the same as towards the rest of the crew. He just…. spits out all that adoration and support and expects NOTHING back. He is being obnoxious in his teasing which is a front for his personal problems, but damn, that teasing really comes from a honest place.

I said it as I first read the series and I’ll say it again, Thorne is the kind of horny adventurer all the horny adventurer characters should strive to be,

[sapphicbenoit]

reblog this to give ze'ev kesley one (1) hug

[they-need-a-revolutionary]

consider

the lunar chronicles as a mockumentary. i mean obviously this makes no sense but:

cinder looks straight at the camera every 2 minutes

especially when she’s talking to thorne

that trope where each person is questioned separately about the same thing but they all give wildly different responses, all the time

“well see i didn’t want to have to kidnap kai but i also didn’t want levana to kill him”

“oh dudee being kidnapped is great. you should totally have your cyborg-lunar-fugitive girlfriend kidnap you on the day of your wedding to another woman”

“go away”

“oh, well um… *awkwardly shuffles away*”

“oh it was so fun, i mean i got to crash a wedding! have you ever crashed a wedding? it’s so fun”

“see, i pretty much orchestrated and pulled the whole thing off, but i would never want to steal cinder’s spotlight” “shut up!”

“oh i am just so proud of my cousin and my friends for being so brave in the face of danger. in celebration i made each of them a flower crown tailored to match their individual personalities”

*walks off-camera*

“oh my stars i love being a criminal!”

camera zooming in on people while they die inside

thorne: i think that went ok! *cut to explosions and people screaming*

filler shots of rampion or whatever

“hey cress do you know how to shoot a gun?” “what? a gun? oh, yeah, for sure, it’s all ‘bang bang bang kaplow’. of course i know how to shoot a gun” later: “i have no idea how to shoot a gun”

[empressofluna]

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[personalcathedrls-archive]

What The Lunar Chronicles has done to me:

Peonies are now my favorite flower

I say “Oh my stars” instead of “Oh my God/gosh”

I don’t like full moons

I aspire to be a sass master like Kai

I’m fully convinced that we should never colonize the moon

[personalcathedrls-archive]

More ways The Lunar Chronicles has effected me

Whenever my friends say something is broken I reply, “Yeah, but broken isn’t the same as unfixable.”

I call the moon Luna

Sometimes I’ll smack things on a table or it her hard surfaces if they aren’t working then say, “You’d be surprised how often that works.”

Whenever my friends tell me to be careful I reply, “Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring.”

The series always finds someway to infiltrate my thoughts. Like, I’ll be reading a book (that’s not in TLC series) and I’ll be like, “I should reread TLC”. I’ll be reading or watching a show/movie and compare the characters to TLC characters

Scarlet made me want to shoot my gun more often.

Whenever I put my hair into a messy ponytail, I say “I’m going for Cinder’s aesthetic” instead admitting that I’m just plain lazy.

Whenever someone says “ship”, a boat isn’t usually the first thing that comes to mind, it’s usually The Rampion

I keep trying to drag my best friends into the fandom (I shall succeed)

Tomatoes are suddenly very aesthetically pleasing

[lily-darling-pan]

The Lunar Chronicles, but Thorne is the narrator

[mulderscully]

a dream is a wish your heart makes

[linhcindersidnumber]

And then there’s Cinder

[empressofluna]

Cress: Thorne, are you DRUNK?!

Thorne, obviously drunk: I swear to drunk, I'm not God

[a-salting-the-world]

Cinder: Did it hurt when you fell-

Thorne: From heaven? No, not-

Cinder: I meant when you fell in the parking lot.

Cinder: I watched you trip over your shoelaces and lay on the ground for a while.

Scarlet: We all saw it.

[eerna]

You never forget your first….. time reading that part where Cress discovers Thorne had snuck out to gamble and drink with a hot girl on his lap in front of everybody who thinks she is married to him and she gets terribly embarrassed and loses her faith that he might be a good person, but then we get Thorne’s POV and we discover he remembered how desperately Iko wanted a body and the girl he’s hanging out with is actually an escord droid he is trying to win in a game of poker so that he can take her back to Iko and fulfil her biggest wish, because Carswell Thorne cares so much about someone most people wouldn’t even consider a person and just wants to make his friends happy no matter how unnacepted they are by society

[tthebonusjonas]

reblog if you're a tlc fan

we’re kind of a smaller fandom and i want to know who to follow

[empressofluna]

Thorne: I broke 147 interplanetary laws today

Cress: Isn't it all of them?

Thorne: Yea, what's the point?

[starsandskiees]

Scarlet: So, why does Juliet kill herself?

Cress: Because without her Romeo she has no reason to live.

Scarlet: Oh. You can tell this play was written by a man.

[starsandskiees]

Orange Light

OKAY, but like Cinder would win Poker EVERY TIME because she would always know when someone was lying about their cards. And no one knows about the little lie detector in her brain so poker nights would be really fun for her

Thorne: I have great cards you’re gonna wanna back out now

Cinder: *orange light* Hmmm, actually I’m gonna go all in

Thorne: HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERY SINGLE TIME *throws cards*

[starsandskiees]

Wolflet walking down the street

Guy: *whistle* Looking good girl

Wolf: HEY WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN

Scarlet: I got this sweetie *pulling out gun* Hun, I would be getting on my way if I were you