Mary Chrstiansen

"Buy a girl a drink?" || Mary Christiansen RP Blog || Dream Daddy || Written by Quincy || 18+ || Icon by ofratsandcrows

[emptiedwineglass]

Omfg I come back after such a long time to 430 followers O.O what did I do?!

[ckonnell]

God, help me finish this piece of crappy art

P.s. This moment is from new Alien, if someone didn’t know

[minacixus-blog]

nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

[arcaneallmight]

Easy Answer Smut

[faeshiftersmore-archive]

arcaneallmight:

Send a sentence and my muse will respond with a short answer.

1. Swallow cum or take it in the ass/pussy? 2. Favorite place to cum/be cummed on? 3. Give or receive oral? 4. Top or bottom? 5. Favorite pet name to be called in bed? 6. Favorite name to call your partner in bed? 7. Ass or titties? 8. On the floor or against the wall? 9. Describe the sexiest lingerie you can think of. 10. Body shots? 11. Best place to have sex? 12. Do you use toys? What kind? 13. Best song to fuck to? 14. Daddy kink? 15. Funniest thing to happen during sex? 16. Would you participate in a threesome? 17. Does pain turn you on? 18. Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 19. Would you sext or send nudes? 20. Would you eat ass? 22. Would you wear a collar? 23. Do you watch porn? What kind? 24. Kinkiest thing you’ve done? 25. Describe the perfect scenario for sex. 26. Pubes or clean shaven? 27. Favorite position? 28. How loud are you during sex?

[emptiedwineglass]

PSA

Hi guys apologies for being missing I came back from holiday not long ago and had a really bad experience with my family I won’t go into too much detail but I’m very skeptical to RP lately since I’m just not in the mood and very just not myself. I’m also trying to get a job because we’re struggling financially I promised I’ll get back to here and @valeriesmall eventually. I just need sometime to sort myself out and life. Thanks for understanding.

[mageprinceloki-deactivated20141]

Reblog if you give permission for other characters to:

[filipendula-x-ulmaria]

Hate yours

Be rude to yours 

Become your character’s enemy

Be willing to attack/fight yours in a plot

Develop a bromance or platonic relationship 

Have or receive UNreciprocated feelings with yours

Team up with your character against others

Otherwise engage in non-romantic interactions

[disteal]

Rob and Mary walking home

[gccddad-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A HATE FREE DDADDS BLOG OR FAN!

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

Send me "™" if you think I'm quality!

[crxcifix]

I am an impulsive roleplayer.

I let my muse take the reins and decide what threads to start or reply to in a given day. If the muse doesn’t feel it, it isn’t happening. That doesn’t mean that I hate you or that I no longer want to interact with you; I probably either lost our thread or my muse just said, ‘nah bro.’

I’m sorry I drop threads. I’m sorry I don’t reply to memes. I’m sorry I ignore my asks. I’m sorry I plot things and then don’t do them. I’m an impulsive roleplayer: my muse guides me.

Roleplaying isn’t my job: it’s my hobby. I do it for fun. My muse isn’t my coworker: my muse is my friend. We have fun together. If I started treating this as a job, it wouldn’t be enjoyable for me anymore, and the quality of my content would diminish greatly!

And while we’re on the subject, just because a thread gets dropped does not mean the relationship between our muses is dead!! Thread =/= relationship! We can start something new and continue building their bond! Relationships are important to building new aspects of our muses!

I always want to roleplay with you. Just…perhaps not with that thread. You feel?

[emptiedwineglass]

What was Mary like in college?

There were two sides of Mary really, in front of her parents Mary was a very calm churlishly girl who appeared to treat them with the utmost respect and never disobeyed them. But when her parents weren’t around and she was around her friends or Joseph/Rob she was a crazy girl, drinking doing drugs with them. She swore, wore whatever she wanted and enjoyed her time during college.

She did slip up once by getting a small cross tattoo near her right breast which was seen by her mother and she did get a hell of a talking to for that. After college she sort of went drifting with Joey and Rob they had bought a van and done it up as a van home with a bed, oven, shower, ect. Whatever they needed to live. They drove the van around and often did cliff diving together and just had a load of fun.

Meanwhile Mary’s parents knew she had gone of her own free will reported her kidnapped to the police to get her back and away from these boys who they thought were a bad influence on her. Mary was just having fun.

[emptiedwineglass]

Is it ok to flirt with your muse?

Of course! Anyone can flirt with Mary it depends on her if she flirts back though ;)

[rpmememaker]

It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

[lifewhatisthat]

I have a hc that they were best friends from college and went on cryptid hunts together

[mcmusings]

Reblog if your muse IS a parent.

[emptiedwineglass]

"Even dirtier"

7. “What do you mean there’s nowhere to go? There’s a bush right there.”

Mary looked confused at Rob, jeez she felt beyond drunk but the idea of having sex with him was just a complete turn on. She crossed her legs a little feeling wet, she then looked at him with the most innocent look ever “I mean… we could have sex in that bush over there… nothing wrong with fucking in a park late at night.”

She then pushed herself against Rob’s body “I need you Rob, I need you inside me f-fuck please.” Mary’s breath was hot and visible in the cold weather, her skin having goosebumps on it.

[badknifedaddy-blog]

All of the whiskey that Robert had consumed from tonight’s bar hopping had pooled in his head, blurring his brain and heating his face. Both of his eyes were drooping with drunkenness, as was his mouth, as he silently stared down into Mary’s bedroom eyes. Slowly, one of his hands slid up her back, only for his large fingers to become tangled in her long strands of hair. “I don’t have a problem if you don’t… I’ve had worse…”

[emptiedwineglass]

Mary let out a pant and purred at him “I don’t have a problem with it...” She then leaned up her lips ghosting over his and her arms working their way around his neck so her fingers could tangle in his hair. She then moved to kiss him her lips were soft and puffy from her biting them earlier when they had been drinking. “Mmphm, I’ve had worse too.”

[emptiedwineglass]

"Even dirtier"

7. “What do you mean there’s nowhere to go? There’s a bush right there.”

Mary looked confused at Rob, jeez she felt beyond drunk but the idea of having sex with him was just a complete turn on. She crossed her legs a little feeling wet, she then looked at him with the most innocent look ever “I mean… we could have sex in that bush over there… nothing wrong with fucking in a park late at night.”

She then pushed herself against Rob’s body “I need you Rob, I need you inside me f-fuck please.” Mary’s breath was hot and visible in the cold weather, her skin having goosebumps on it.