Existential Daydreaming

she/they | 21 | my interests are all over the place

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

no way

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

[thoughtportal]

numb hands

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

[datasoong47]

[madnessofmen]

game where you play as a medieval knight but it's peacetime so it's mostly about estate administration and property law

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also your lord trying to convince you to not pillage your own countryside

[hilbertslargepowerfulmagnet]

I am rereading Gideon the Ninth and one of the funniest scenes in the whole book gotta be the scene where Gideon (has never had a hot beverage in her life) knocks back half a cup of boiling tea. And then just stands there suffering in silence. Imagine being Jeannemary Chatur or someone and seeing the super cool and mysterious Shadow Cultist from the Ninth House just absolutely SHOTTING a cup of piping hot tea. and then trying to play it cool. I would lose it.

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[humanfist]

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

I keep laughing at this screencap I took of a comment in the world cup subreddit btw

[slyandthefamilybook]

PSA

Tenant - someone who lives in a rental property

Tenet - a fundamental idea

[slyandthefamilybook]

Alternatively - as a substitute

Alternately - on and off

[rosebramblewolf]

purposefully - as if you have a plan and you know how to do it

purposely - on purpose

[slyandthefamilybook]

Phase - a stage in a process

Faze - disturb or bother

[prismatic-bell]

Discreet - quietly, on the DL, unobtrusively

Discrete - separate

[prismatic-bell]

Secret (noun) - private information, need-to-know, classified

Secret (verb) - to hide something

Secrete - to leak or excrete a substance, usually a liquid or something that behaves like a liquid

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[jackabbot]

i know i say this often but i cannot say it loud enough: people who comment on fics, people who reblog posts and engage with fanworks are the people who generate community and without them fandom would be nowhere, so truly thank you for your presence, you make the world go 'round <3

[sodaboard]

AAA forgot to post it on here, happy birthday Ninjago!! Thank you for giving me one of the most memorable seasons from a show :^)

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[byjove]

been trying to let go of some of the hate in my heart but it’s load-bearing haterism at this point

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

[herowyn]

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[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to