The Dead Return

"There Once Was a Boy..." Independent Pokemon OC Sideblog. Follows from rememberingruins

[emptyhost]

Greetings! We are Cassian! And we have obtained a phone!!! Our new friend said that this is its favorite appwebsite on the internet! (Or that it was at least it's previous owner's favorite appwebsite!) It made this account for us to write posts on! We have not had much experience with the internet before. But I, for one, am excited to see what this kind of thingy has to offer! We hope to meet you all soon!!!!!

[Heyo! It's once again me. Erinn aka Hex/Ruin/Poke/Bug Maniac of @maniacwatchestheworld and @maniac-reboggles. Aka the bastard running @professorinblack. :p The poll results I ran aren't fully in yet, but there were enough people voting for him and it was easy enough to do that I've decided to start PokeBlogging over here too! (I'll probably have to create a blog for Adina which is a mild pain.) So this is Cassian! My fella! My little guy! My bugaboo!

So once again, until further notice, I'm retrofitting this roleplay blog for rotomblr purposes. The interface of this blog isn't exactly canon, but I'm keeping it as is because a) I can't be fucked to change it right now and b) The blog as it is now contains information that I need and will be useful for running this blog, even as a rotumblr blog.

Notes about boundraries... The mun is an adult, and while the muse is technically an adult... Don't do anything sexual with/to him. It would be weird. Trust me. Otherwise I'm game to try most things at least once!

As such Pelipper Mail and Pelipper Malice are both on. Musharna Mail and Musharna Malice are both on. M!As are on. If it can be done, consider it on for now.

As a note, this blog may sometimes contain themes of Pokemon/animal abuse and mentions of death. So keep that in mind. But Cassian does tend to be lighthearted about it! But I hope that you like my little guy! :D ]

[rover-on-rotomblr]

THE! MEOWSCARADA! IS. SMELLING! ME.

[emptyhost]

Yessssss. Be snorfed!!! >:3

[emptyhost]

*pelipper mail!*

a bag of crackers shaped like feebas, with little green and red flecks on them!

translated, the Hoenni reads 'crawdaunt flavored crackers! seaweed and tamato berry taste!'

@licensed2faint

:DDDDDD These look so very cute! Eating them makes me feel like a carnivore! BWAHAHA! OMNOMNOM!!! And they have an interesting flavor too! Perhaps we should try eating a Crawdaunt at some point!!! If the flesh tastes like this, what would the soul taste like?

[wishmaker-astra]

TODAY SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE STUPID

THUS SPAKE THE SEER

[emptyhost]

Ooooooooh!!! Fun! :D

[licensed2faint]

boooooored. reblog this post to get a random Hoennian snack

[emptyhost]

Snack snack snack snack SNACK!!!!!! :D

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

OOC: I need more spooky blogs to interact with! Reblog if you’re a hex maniac, channeler, ghost, ghost hunter, glitchy person, or otherwise a little spooky and okay with interaction!

[mimikinyuu]

i can post many things. for example! i can post bugs

[emptyhost]

I love it. We love it! It is precious and our child and we will cherish it always.

[emptyhost]

Did I do a good job? I think that I did a good job!!! :D

[haine-de-soi]

You... You greatly have the energy of someone who would be our friend!!!!! :D

Do you need help with anything? Humaning is difficult. We know this better than most! We would be greatly happy to help you learn and figure out how to human more and better!!! :D

With love,

@emptyhost

To......... human? Is that............?

.........Body does seem.......... something like that.

Still........... trying to figure out "basics." Understand sleep and water.......... still need to find out what should be "food."

[emptyhost]

Yes! Humaning! The process of being a convincing human! If you look like a human, it is a good skill to learn for survival!

But I see! Trying to figure out the basics! If you have a human body under your care, after several hours of sustained activity, the body will experience "fatigue" and "exhaustion". All of the uncomfortable and painful feelings after doing a lot of activities? Likely fatigue and exhaustion! In order to get rid of those sensations you need to "rest" which includes sleep! To rest, you need to place the body in someplace the body finds safe and comfortable. Preferably a shelter of some sort with padding if possible! And then you need to allow the body to do nothing for a time other than to exist, breathe, and metabolize. Enough rest will make most feelings of exhaustion, fatigue, and pain go away after a time!!! To sleep, you then close the body's eyes and wait until the process begins! You will only know that you have slept when the process has ended and you awake! It's a very strange, but neat process!

As for water and drinking... Actually the process of drinking water and eating are similar! The body should already be equipped with all of processes and instincts to do this stuff naturally! But it is important to remember to not breathe while eating drinking! At least not while swallowing! If you do breathe while swallowing during eating drinking, you might choke! And that can be very uncomfortable and can damage the body up to and including dying!!!!!! Which is very VERY bad for the typical human body!!! As for what to eat drink... It is difficult to know what you can eat drink. Not everything is eat drinkable! Not all water is safe to drink! We would recommend for you to go to a place where there are a lot of people that you can observe eat drinking! If you see a human eat drinking a thing, you likely can too! If in doubt, ask the humans that are eat drinking if you can eat drink what they are eat drinking! They may even give you things to eat drink if you ask very nicely and they like you!!!! That is how we get most of our food and drink from! Either that or stealing!!! :D Once you observe many people eat drinking, you can try to find things to eat drink for yourself! But be careful! If you can ask a natural human if something is eat drinkable, do it! They know that stuff more naturally than us! But generally it seems that if something smells good and makes the human mouth start producing liquids upon smelling, then it is edible! But not always! So it is usually better to ask! No shame in asking! Asking about what makes something good for humans is a big part of being human! Asking questions is good and human, so if you need to ask questions, ask often!!!

Is there anything else you would like to know? We love to help!!! And we love making friends! You may not think that we should be friends, but we would be glad to be friends with you! Me especially!!! :DDDDD

[haine-de-soi]

............Nodding. Will remember. Found sleep by accident, told about water, but.......... most is new.

..................Friends?

[emptyhost]

Fantastic! Wonderful! Excellent to hear! We hope you find it useful! And if you want us to explain more things to you or you want more clarity about anything, we would be more than happy to talk about anything you would want to talk about! :D

And is that an offer to be friends, or do you need us to explain what friends are?

[emptyhost]

Are we a trans gender? We are not entirely certain what that means. But I do know that gender was taken away from me when I was created. But I am more at home in the body of Cassian than I am in my own. And the body of Cassian has a gender!

[goomy-lover-brained]

well thats nice, what gender?

[emptyhost]

What gender does the body of Cassian have? Isn't that a private affair that should not be discussed openly in front of people for the sake of indecency?

[j0nathand0e]

I’m not an expert, but maybe you’re enby? Enby is a flavor of transgender so I say yes. Ya trans.

[emptyhost]

What is "enby"? Is it anything like envy?

[j0nathand0e]

Like, non-binary? Not male or female?

[emptyhost]

Huh! Interesting! I suppose that in fact I am that. But what if I like being boy?

[j0nathand0e]

Well if you’re going from enby to male, I guess that’s still switching gender. I’d call you trans.

I have a trans niece, maybe she’d be better on this…

[emptyhost]

Oooooh! Good to know! Very very good to know!!!

Do you want to talk about this niece?

[unovahaunts]

I’m probably bisexual or something but I’m a ghost and very focused on revenge so I don’t have time for that.

[emptyhost]

:OOOOO That is very fun! I hope that the revenge has been fun, fruitful, and tasty so far!!!!!! :D

[unovahaunts]

It’ll get there eventually.

[emptyhost]

Oooooooh!!! Fantastic to hear! :D

If you ever want someone to talk to or help with your desires for revenge, give us a call!!! I have friends that are also seeking revenge and would love to discuss it with you!!! :D

[unovahaunts]

You’d want to help me? But you don’t even know me?

[emptyhost]

Well, I like helping lots of entities that I don't yet know! But we can always remedy the not knowing part! :D I have friends that are very similar to you in many ways, and I love to help them! And we did not always know each other! So of course we would be more than happy to help you! Or at least I would! :DDDDD

[emptyhost]

Are we a trans gender? We are not entirely certain what that means. But I do know that gender was taken away from me when I was created. But I am more at home in the body of Cassian than I am in my own. And the body of Cassian has a gender!

[goomy-lover-brained]

well thats nice, what gender?

[emptyhost]

What gender does the body of Cassian have? Isn't that a private affair that should not be discussed openly in front of people for the sake of indecency?

[j0nathand0e]

I’m not an expert, but maybe you’re enby? Enby is a flavor of transgender so I say yes. Ya trans.

[emptyhost]

What is "enby"? Is it anything like envy?

[j0nathand0e]

Like, non-binary? Not male or female?

[emptyhost]

Huh! Interesting! I suppose that in fact I am that. But what if I like being boy?

[emptyhost]

Are we a trans gender? We are not entirely certain what that means. But I do know that gender was taken away from me when I was created. But I am more at home in the body of Cassian than I am in my own. And the body of Cassian has a gender!

[goomy-lover-brained]

well thats nice, what gender?

[emptyhost]

What gender does the body of Cassian have? Isn't that a private affair that should not be discussed openly in front of people for the sake of indecency?

[j0nathand0e]

I’m not an expert, but maybe you’re enby? Enby is a flavor of transgender so I say yes. Ya trans.

[emptyhost]

What is "enby"? Is it anything like envy?

[astardustedeevee]

I still wish there was someone on here that lived in my universe

I could find them and be friends with them!

[emptyhost]

Have you ever considered abduction!??? :D That is a good way to ensure someone is within your universe!!! :D

[goomy-lover-brained]

b but thats mean

[emptyhost]

Is it? But what if you want to become their friend!!!? And then you succeed in becoming your abductee's friend!??? I have a friend that has participated in many abductions! And they say that it is fine as long as you return them safe and sound back from where you took them in a relatively quick amount of time! :D

[goomy-lover-brained]

um... d dont

[emptyhost]

Awww man... Okay fine...

[ghostlyforemostly]

i hate being around psychic types. stop staring at me like you know something i dont

[emptyhost]

They certainly can be creepy at times... But they are also our friends!!! We cannot hate them for how they are! And they often do know things that you or the rest of us do not know! So it is fair for them to give off such a feeling!

[ghostlyforemostly]

if psychic types are so smart and perceptive then why don't they understand i do not want them as friends!!!

[emptyhost]

Have you ever known a very VERY smart people? The smarter a someone is, the more capacity they have to overlook simple and obvious things and to do a very VERY stupid! This is why I am always a stupid! It is a good thing to not be a too too smart!

[ghostemhostem]

Sometimes I wonder if I'll transform into a pokemon when I'm a ghost one day

[emptyhost]

It is possible!!! It is more likely if you have some sort of grudge or unfinished business, however! If you turn into a Ghost Pokemon, you should tell us so that we can hang out! It would be greatly exciting!!!!!!

What kind of a Ghost do you think you would become!???

[ghostemhostem]

Good point! I don't have any grudges atm? Can my unfinished business be hanging out with my ghost friends lol

[emptyhost]

Maybe!!!! We have yet to meet a Ghost that has that as their unfinished business, but it is not impossible for that to be what makes a Ghost!!!!! Maybe you could get cursed to become a Ghost...?

[haine-de-soi]

You... You greatly have the energy of someone who would be our friend!!!!! :D

Do you need help with anything? Humaning is difficult. We know this better than most! We would be greatly happy to help you learn and figure out how to human more and better!!! :D

With love,

@emptyhost

To......... human? Is that............?

.........Body does seem.......... something like that.

Still........... trying to figure out "basics." Understand sleep and water.......... still need to find out what should be "food."

[emptyhost]

Yes! Humaning! The process of being a convincing human! If you look like a human, it is a good skill to learn for survival!

But I see! Trying to figure out the basics! If you have a human body under your care, after several hours of sustained activity, the body will experience "fatigue" and "exhaustion". All of the uncomfortable and painful feelings after doing a lot of activities? Likely fatigue and exhaustion! In order to get rid of those sensations you need to "rest" which includes sleep! To rest, you need to place the body in someplace the body finds safe and comfortable. Preferably a shelter of some sort with padding if possible! And then you need to allow the body to do nothing for a time other than to exist, breathe, and metabolize. Enough rest will make most feelings of exhaustion, fatigue, and pain go away after a time!!! To sleep, you then close the body's eyes and wait until the process begins! You will only know that you have slept when the process has ended and you awake! It's a very strange, but neat process!

As for water and drinking... Actually the process of drinking water and eating are similar! The body should already be equipped with all of processes and instincts to do this stuff naturally! But it is important to remember to not breathe while eating drinking! At least not while swallowing! If you do breathe while swallowing during eating drinking, you might choke! And that can be very uncomfortable and can damage the body up to and including dying!!!!!! Which is very VERY bad for the typical human body!!! As for what to eat drink... It is difficult to know what you can eat drink. Not everything is eat drinkable! Not all water is safe to drink! We would recommend for you to go to a place where there are a lot of people that you can observe eat drinking! If you see a human eat drinking a thing, you likely can too! If in doubt, ask the humans that are eat drinking if you can eat drink what they are eat drinking! They may even give you things to eat drink if you ask very nicely and they like you!!!! That is how we get most of our food and drink from! Either that or stealing!!! :D Once you observe many people eat drinking, you can try to find things to eat drink for yourself! But be careful! If you can ask a natural human if something is eat drinkable, do it! They know that stuff more naturally than us! But generally it seems that if something smells good and makes the human mouth start producing liquids upon smelling, then it is edible! But not always! So it is usually better to ask! No shame in asking! Asking about what makes something good for humans is a big part of being human! Asking questions is good and human, so if you need to ask questions, ask often!!!

Is there anything else you would like to know? We love to help!!! And we love making friends! You may not think that we should be friends, but we would be glad to be friends with you! Me especially!!! :DDDDD