Emunah

Writer, Role player, and Reader I'm just here to lurk and find some fun stories and art. ~Pfp by Yonk!

[scribz-ag24]

drawings i did to celebrate pmd day on twt. I wanted to show some love to all 4 games, especially the 3ds ones, who are quite underrated ^^

[neonhumbuzz]

[redstonebug]

i have made a new au entirely because i really like the. five minutes where Doc is pretending to be a vampire and Avid is pretending to be human and they're working together and i wanted More Of That. Owen is also here. because it amuses me.

[maiya5t]

I drew this instead of sleeping

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: earth food pt. 3

Alien: 𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 "Human!!! I am DYING."

Human: "What? Hubert, is this you being dramatic again?"

Alien: "No! I- I ate some of your yellow squares out of the fridge-"

Human: "You ate my food??"

Alien: "- and- and it was really good in the moment, but, I can- I can FEEL IT."

Human: ".... I mean, I brought pineapple, but I don't see how that would-"

Human: "Wait. Ohhhhhh."

Alien: "What? Am I dying? I told you I was dying."

Human: "No, no, you'll be fine in like, ten minutes. Pineapple just does that.

Human: "See, it kind of eats you from the inside out. That's why your tongue gets all... ouchies. I guess you can feel it traveling through your digestive track?"

Alien: 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

Human: "But don't worry, you'll be fine. It can't eat you all the way."

Alien: "HOW MUCH IS IT SUPPOSED TO EAT???"

[christianbookfinder]

[amalkova]

// "Now, this house is 100% vampire proof!" Exclaimed Avid, to a thunderous applause and squeaks that very suspiciously sounded like a swarm of bats. //

I've watched the house judging contest in session 2 from 14 different POVs and it's never not funny how absolutely nobody clocked Scott, in a skull, turning into bats and back again amidst the crowd. Peak chaotic cinema

Print available here

[dumarasblog]

For anyone who doesn't have twitter :3

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

[catchymemes]

[whimsicalmists]

died s9 born s11 welcome back entity 2.0

[moonarune]

I will sell you the soul of my firstborn for more scarian doodles especially third life ones

Well I don’t deal in souls so not sure who you sold that soul to, but uh- here you go anyway!

[karmaspidr]

Grian seeing Hermitcraft Season 10 chunks while in Season 11 is so Watcher Coded, it's amazing.

Can't wait to see the fanart of it.

[skyberia]

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

[nieyao]

the comments have me in tears

[abowlofjellyfish]

[twiggies-draws]

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

[library-seraph]

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

[bodylanda]

Scorched earth operations

[priconstella]

SBK recommending themselves to vampires fans is kinda funny if you think about it.

Imagine you (wake up in a Walmart parking lot) go to the movie theater and watch a niche but really amazing horror movie. You walk outside the theater and go "man, that was amazing, I wish I had more to watch" and standing there is one of the actors you just watched die from a horrible situationship. And he goes "Hey, you just watched me in The Torment Nexus, have you considered watching my hit underrated TV show: Capitalism in the Sky? Or, the other show Torment Nexus: Winter edition?"

[redstonebug]

brick duo doodle page cause. the duo ever. and one (1) abolish.