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humans are space orks: social anxiety
Okay STOP. You. Yes, you. I see you leaving that comment. Don't you press that button. I mean it.
The title is kind of broad because it's hard to get into specifics with a title, but I understand the concept of being socially anxious, in a universe where aliens come into contact with humans, would probably not only apply to us. What I mean, when I say this, is how weird it is that our own brains are trying to sabotage us from what we were created to do.
Like, humans are a social species. No argument. But then a human gets hurt too many times and SUDDENLY they are no longer capable of being social. Like you were made to connect with others my dude, what do you mean you're SCARED?
But also you would if you could? You just CAN'T? And there's nothing actually stopping you from doing so except for your own mind???
What a bizarre defense mechanism. Getting hurt from the fear of getting hurt.
I love clocks so much, the beautiful chimes of the grandfather clocks, the brightness a cuckoo clock brings from its happy chime, the clocks that play songs and do full dances to tell you the hour, the quiet and thoughtful ticking of a wrist and pocket watch, lovely. They all hold a very special part of my heart.
okay this is technically not a HASO post this is a clock post but I just think this fits so well into the sort of feeling I want to convey. Like humans just love anything and it's so beautiful. These words are simple and beautiful to me. This, this is why I write, to share this kind of love
I've just been informed that my grandparents got married in 1987
Oh my gods
My grandparents got married during the bite of '87
Is this horrible or amazing news
humans are space orks: intense focus
Alien: "Human."
Human: "Hm."
Alien: "Oh my gods - HUMAN. OPEN YOUR EARS."
Human: "..."
(The pencil they were using abruptly snaps in half)
Human: "!!!"
Alien: "I cannot believe I had to resort to telekinesis for you to listen to me. You know I hate being ignored."
Human: "I wasn't trying to ignore you. I was just, like, in the zone."
Alien: "...?"
Human: "You know, really focused. To the point I, uh, didn't hear you calling my name."
(The growling of their stomach echoes through the room)
Alien: (Mildly angry) "When was the last time you ate?"
Human: "... That depends on what time it is... I haven't checked."
Alien:
Alien: "Sometimes, human, you make me want to strangle you."
my two personalities are arguing and I DON'T LIKE IT
Guess who finally figured out timelapses!!
I'm really really proud of this piece! it's a self portrait too so y'all kinda can see what my ideal version of myself looks like.
Fun Fact: I have no idea how to use texture brushes so all those dots were made by hand
i was reading a hateful yt comment section and wanted to make a post about how silly it is that people will assume bad things about other people just because they're LGBTQ+ but I kinda feel scared of hate comments now 😗
What about humans are space orks with an autistic human?
I 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 thought about this before but I'm just not sure how I would go about it. I'm not sure how I would write an autistic person because I'm not autistic so I can't speak on what it's like :(
It would be cool if someone with more experience in that category could pick this up tho!
YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP FACT CORRECTING ME ITS LIKE HAVING A BUNCH OF BETA READERS POINTING OUT EVERY MISTAKE IN MY BOOK EVERY TEN SECONDS
humans are space orks: mini humans
And not the alive kind.
Put yourself in my shoes for but a moment, my dear reader. You are walking into your human friend's humble abode. Everything is normal. And then BAM, they take out their miniature plastic version of them from their closet full of other miniature plastic humans.
And I admit my retelling may be a LITTLE dramatic but not by much. I don't know how I didn't find out about this sooner. I came with the news as soon as I could guys!!
There was even some in depth research involved. Humans really like making things that look like them, and it's called dolls. Clay, straw, plastic, glass, you name it. It's kinda self-absorbed ANYWAY it's also really weird. Who would want to stare at that? It's... you. There's nothing special about it.
No offense to any humans reading. Unless you own a doll, in whic case I consider you weird.
(And thank you for the comment you left @autisms-georg-silly, you can have fifty three percent of the credit)
this is Not Good. I listen to girl in red and think of Her. This is Not Good.
did a thing today pt 2
Q: How often is too often to re-customize your blog?
humans are space orks: lovesickness
youve heard of the regular kind of sick. now get ready for the Ultra Painful and Stupid version
Alien: (Opens the door and knocks, despite having already stepped in) "Hey, we need a fuel replacement in... uh."
(The human is eating ice cream out of a tub and watching a really stupid rom com on their laptop (While in tears))
Alien: "..."
(Prolonged eye contact) (Breakdown follows shortly after)
Human: (Rambles on about how they are so in love with Brad and they can never tell Brad and Brad is like totally their best friend)
Alien: (After calming withering hatred for Brad) "I'm... sorry I can't help with your love problems. Geez, come here, you're a mess..."
Alien: (Cleaning off the humans ice cream filled and snotty face with their shirt) "This reminds me of when you were sick."
Human: (Sniffling) "I am sick. I'm lovesick."
Alien: "That's a thing? Gosh, you humans and your emotions. So fragile."
Human: "It's just a saying. I think. Feels real enough to me..."
Alien: "You guys really do NEED companionship. I couldn't even begin to understand that."
Alien: "Hah... Get up, I'm buying you sushi."
Human: "Ooh yay!"
that takes dedication, man o7
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.