Unhappy Stranger

I'm not actually unhappy, but I've grown very attached to that username over the years.

[valentine-leclair]

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I've seen a lot of people do this and it seems handy so I'm going to make one too :D

Hello! I am sort of an artist?? It's just what I do. I create drawings and stories, both for which I want to post on here. This blog is mostly going to be a buuuuunch of humans are space orks content (including ocs that can be found in my stories and drawings) but there's also random stuff sprinkled in there.

I am a loud and proud LGBT and trans ally and anti-ai, and anti-ICE

But lets not make this about the things I don't like! I looove being a creative and getting to share that with people. I'm on this site because I don't have to worry about anybody thinking I'm uncool or weird. Don't even feel like I'm too "cool" for you or anything! I'm really not 🥹

I think I did this right, uh, anyway, yeah

[valentine-leclair]

HAHAHHAAHA

its one am and I'm not tired because I just realized I accidentally have been drawing until the next day. i am a true artist now

[valentine-leclair]

And now, my dear mutual, you shall deal with me. >:D)

okay so when you first sent this to me, I was a baby Tumblr... person. I, for some reason, thought that it was taboo to post something that was not following the theme of my blog, and by answering this friendly message I would be committing a Tumblr Sin.

now that I know better I wanna say sorry for postponing this and thank you for being nice to me 👍

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: Rick-rolling

i love your mind. if aliens ever do find us, I need ALL OF YOU to spread rick-rolling ACROSS THE GALAXY. soon it will not be a human thing. IT WILL BE AN EVERYONE THING.

[isawthecurseddog]

I love you

"I love you." Zyra whispered to Jaslonne, smiling as she felt him huddle closer to him, her eyes on the TV but her arms wrapped around his waist, and his wrapped around her shoulders.

"I love you!" Vincent yelled after his kids, watching as they rushed out the house, squeezing half-hugs as they sped, trying desperately not to end up too late to school.

"Love you~!" Loo sang to her co-rulers, friends and partners for life, the six sat in a circle, drinking whiskeys and wines depending on who was holding cup all in celebration of the hardwork they did the whole year.

"I- I love you...I really do..." Lionyl whispered to Noru, tears running down both their eyes because after years of drugs and running and chasing and hurting and healing, Noru finally believed it.

"I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!" Ichor grabbed Jaslonne and Daniel by their shoulders shaking them violently as the VICTORY! text flashed on the screens of their consoles.

"Oh, I looooove you!" Caroline mused, staring at the bat wing-shaped sunglasses she'd found, ogling the design and quality on them.

And you, dear reader,

"I love you." You will say to the mirror, you will say to your reflection, you will say to yourself. If you do not love yourself, say "I will learn to love you." until you are truly able to. Because even when it's difficult to believe, even when its difficult to work for, it is true that everyone is worthy of love, especially love coming from ourselves, and when I say everyone, that includes you.

I love you.

<<<333

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: toddlers

theyre so bizarre. Toddlers say the weirdest things.

Example: I regretfully informed my baby cousin that I did not happen to have marshmallows on me while lounging on the couch. She starts giggling. As she walked away her laughter dissolved into sobs. #mood

Example: My grandma told this same cousin to get in like to play a game of some sorts. Upon being told to "make a line", she crouched down on the ground and started using her hands as people to "make a line". #smartassinthemaking

Example: I think aliens would like toddlers because a lot of them (who were born after aliens had already started living on earth) would not give a shit. They talk to them them like they talk to any human. they walk up and ask them why they arent serving in the military to help protect our country. #reference

Example: I have no more examples. #finallywritingagainbutnoneofwhatimakeisgood

[art-by-the-ocean]

Humans are space orcs... just not physically

Here's another one. I like this concept, don't judge me

Humans are space orcs but not exactly in our physical size or appearance. We as a species are considered very soft and even weak around the galaxy. No sharp teeth even if we're predators, no hard skin or horns or tail, and we cut our own claws! And yet we survive in a planet that actively tries to kill us. We're soft but we live in a world full of animals bigger than us and with poison that could kill us in seconds and we survive.

That softness makes a lot of the bigger and strongest aliens think of us as adorable little creatures that need them to survive in outer space. Which isn't wrong entirely, we can't survive half of the shit happening on their planet which is why we tend to stick to the bigger aliens around us.

One species of aliens likes humans a lot, the Ghokkells, because humans are so similar to their cubs that it triggers their protective instincts. If one facility has a Ghokkell and a human, you better believe that alien will do everything they can to be the human's assigned partner in missions to protect them

In one of those missions a group of Ghokkells and a handful of humans had running away from a threat until the safety of the space ship for a good handful kilometers. After it, the group sat down on the entrance, too exhausted to move elsewhere. The Ghokkells piled for comfort, some dragging their favorite human with them. After only half an hour the humans were squirmy!

One thing that a lot of species take for granted while evaluating others is the resistance, it's always how smart or strong someone is and never for how long can they work. And humans are creatures that can push themselves to impressive extremes. So it's a shock for the Ghokkells to see their humans just out and about as if all that running didn't do that much damage while they themselves could barley move on their own.

[valentine-leclair]

Just found out aromantic visibility day is a thing which makes me really happy!! Happy aromantic visibility day (≧∇≦)/

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: musicals

Alien: "You promise it won't be too loud?"

Human Named Glen: (Leading them to their seats in the theatre.) "I promise, this show is super chill. It's literally in the name - Be More Chill."

(This was a lie.)

Alien: "Okay... But, just in case, I'm keeping the ear plugs out."

Alien: (Sitting calmly in their seat. Until.) "... Why are they singing?"

Human Glen: "Did you... Did I not tell you?"

Alien: "Tell me what? Why are they SINGING the words?"

Human Glen, Remember This: "Uh... Shh, can't talk during the musical."

Alien: "Mu-si-cal... hm. It's kinda catchy. C-c-c-come on, go, go..."

After that, they became increasingly obsessed with the idea and evolved into an alien theatre kid. The entire human crew would glare at Glen (Did you remember?) everytime time the alien starting singing their sentences instead of speaking.

[valentine-leclair]

Must all my suffering be endless?

#thattimeofthemonth

[valentine-leclair]

@rabbitholesitrippedon am I supposed to know what this means. because im afraid

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: haunted houses

summer? What are you talking about? Halloween is a state of mind bitches

Rex hid his trembling hands in the pockets of his hoodie as he shuffled further down the dimly lit hallway. Just one foot in front of the other, he told himself. One. Two. One. Two.

Each closed door he passed was a risk. With every corner turned he braced himself. Nothing came. When Charlie dared him to make it through the haunted house without screaming once, he had readily accepted the challenge. A warrior like himself should have no trouble with humans in shabby costumes.

That decision was poor.

Why would anyone do this to themselves? Were humans really this insane? Rex shivered, staring at the large and hairy fake spider strung in the corner. Disgusting.

Rex stiffened. He had developed a sort of sixth sense for being watched from years of war. It was the job of the commander to be constantly vigilant, to be watching over his soldiers.

The alien spun around, muscle memory bringing his hand to his belt, though there was no weapon in the holster.

There was nothing. His breaths quickened in his chest,and he couldn't control it. It's fine, I'm fine, everything is fine--

And then there was a hand on his shoulder. Before the scare actor even got the chance to say "Boo", Rex's flight or fight instincts kicked in. Fight came first. He thrust his elbow backward and heard an "oof".

The scream he let out was a little late. A "mummy" winced, holding their stomach. "What the hell, man!"

The alien turned a deep shade of navy blue, hands fluttering uselessly in the air. "I apologize, human! Truly, I would never have meant to hurt you-"

They continued glaring daggers at him, so he swerved past them and fled. If any other actors jumped out at him, he didn't see them. Rex was sprinting too fast for that.

By the time he made it out on the other side, he felt thoroughly spent. Charlie and the others were already waiting for him. Rex held up his hand before Charlie could tease him.

"All of you people, are insane! Fucking psychos! I am never doing that again!"

Scaring themselves on purpose. Tch. He would never understand humans.

[valentine-leclair]

Must all my suffering be endless?

#thattimeofthemonth

[valentine-leclair]

does anyone else get scared. to talk. to anyone. like on tumblr. like do you guys just not hesitate to interact with the cool people you follow.

do you not stare at their ask button and friend list with longing in your gaze.

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: random edition pt 2

[Old Human comes hurrying over.] "What's wrong? Why does she look like that?"

[Teenage Boy Human stares at Baby Human.] "I asked her for a high five and she got angry."

[Human, minding their business, suddenly gets approached by Tiny Human for a high five. They share one before Tiny Human scampers off.]

[Alien blinks all five eyes in confusion.] "What was that? Why did he do that?"

"Oh, that kid? I drew him a Spider Man and a Pikachu one time so he talks to me sometimes now."

[The alien thinks this is a strange but interesting way to pack bond.]

[Alien walks in on Human in their room. They are repeatedly sniffing their body wash.]

"What - what? What are you doing now?" [Asked in a very exasperated tone, might I add.]

"Snifffff.... Smells good. I'm running out because I use it so much."

[Alien looks at scented candle on their dresser. Air refreshener spray on night stand. Lavender scented... Yeah, nevermind. Alien chooses not to comment on it.]

[The ship is calm. Everyone is calm. The humans are calm. Finally, a moment of-]

[Human nearly jumps out of their seat and yelps. Alien follows suit.]

"What!? What is it!?"

"Oh, haha, sorry! Just watching a scary movie."

"... You... scared yourself on purpose?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"Cause it's fun."

[Human is talking endlessly, rambling, really. Alien is nodding along absently until they notice a pause.]

"..... Sorry, I thought I saw a cat. Which would be impossible, I'm on a space ship. Anyway, so, um... I... ummm...

"... I forget."

[Alien is feeling very ????? at this point.]

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: glass elevators

who thought this was a good idea?

who?

why?

[valentine-leclair]

humans are space orks: earth seasons

But not earth seasons specifically. Rather, the feelings each one envokes.

We're starting with summer, because where I live it's SUMMER and it's GREAT and I LOVE SUMMER

I want you to describe summer to me. You're shy? That's okay, I'll go first.

Summer is the sound of laughter and wind chimes. Summer is the smell of your favorite body wash and your front lawn the day after a heavy thunderstorm.

Summer is the taste of a cheap popsicle from Dollar Tree staining your lips. Summer is the sight of swaying branches above you.

Summer is the feel of cold water on hot skin.

Would aliens enjoy this season?

[valentine-leclair]

do you ever get so preoccupied by drawing that you realize "oh no it's nine pm I've been holding my piss for like four hours and all I have to show for it is a page full of twink drawings"