Okuto Nakamura is my spirit animal

So indecisive my blog doesn't stay the same for longer than like four weeks

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𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐌𝐞 - 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: ɪ/ᴍᴇ/ᴍʏsᴇʟғ

ʙʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴏᴏᴅ

I'm primarily going to use this blog to post my HASO writing. Random posts sprinkled in. Anti-Ai, anti-ICE, LGBTQ+ supporter. Don't agree? DNI.

With that out of the way, hi! I'm very friendly and awkward and I love getting asks <8) You can call me Star and I don't really care what pronouns you use! Anything works for me. That name is random, just cause I like it. ALSO my blog theme changes pretty often because when you give me the chance to customize something I take it

Fandoms:

(Super Active) Epic the Musical, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Project Hail Mary, Dandy's World, FNF

(Not So Super Active) The Owl House, Voltron, Centaur World, Scott Pilgrim V.S. the World, Anne with an E (show only),Freak Circus, Romantic Killer, Spy x Family, Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun, Ouran High School Host Club, Lynn- Painter-verse, Go For It, Nakamura!, probably more I can't remember

Music:

(Regular Listener) Cavetown(!), Malcolm Todd, BTS, The Back Seat Lovers

(Casual Enjoyer) TV Girl, Arctic Monkeys, Pierce The Viel, Will Wood, Conan Gray

Most of my music taste consists of individual songs rather than actual artists

I felt the urge to recreate my intro in a way that let's me yap about myself more so uh I did.

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I've just been informed that my grandparents got married in 1987

Oh my gods

My grandparents got married during the bite of '87

Is this horrible or amazing news

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humans are space orks: intense focus

Alien: "Human."

Human: "Hm."

Alien: "Oh my gods - HUMAN. OPEN YOUR EARS."

Human: "..."

(The pencil they were using abruptly snaps in half)

Human: "!!!"

Alien: "I cannot believe I had to resort to telekinesis for you to listen to me. You know I hate being ignored."

Human: "I wasn't trying to ignore you. I was just, like, in the zone."

Alien: "...?"

Human: "You know, really focused. To the point I, uh, didn't hear you calling my name."

(The growling of their stomach echoes through the room)

Alien: (Mildly angry) "When was the last time you ate?"

Human: "... That depends on what time it is... I haven't checked."

Alien:

Alien: "Sometimes, human, you make me want to strangle you."

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my two personalities are arguing and I DON'T LIKE IT

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Guess who finally figured out timelapses!!

I'm really really proud of this piece! it's a self portrait too so y'all kinda can see what my ideal version of myself looks like.

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Fun Fact: I have no idea how to use texture brushes so all those dots were made by hand

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i was reading a hateful yt comment section and wanted to make a post about how silly it is that people will assume bad things about other people just because they're LGBTQ+ but I kinda feel scared of hate comments now 😗

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What about humans are space orks with an autistic human?

I 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 thought about this before but I'm just not sure how I would go about it. I'm not sure how I would write an autistic person because I'm not autistic so I can't speak on what it's like :(

It would be cool if someone with more experience in that category could pick this up tho!

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YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP FACT CORRECTING ME ITS LIKE HAVING A BUNCH OF BETA READERS POINTING OUT EVERY MISTAKE IN MY BOOK EVERY TEN SECONDS

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humans are space orks: mini humans

And not the alive kind.

Put yourself in my shoes for but a moment, my dear reader. You are walking into your human friend's humble abode. Everything is normal. And then BAM, they take out their miniature plastic version of them from their closet full of other miniature plastic humans.

And I admit my retelling may be a LITTLE dramatic but not by much. I don't know how I didn't find out about this sooner. I came with the news as soon as I could guys!!

There was even some in depth research involved. Humans really like making things that look like them, and it's called dolls. Clay, straw, plastic, glass, you name it. It's kinda self-absorbed ANYWAY it's also really weird. Who would want to stare at that? It's... you. There's nothing special about it.

No offense to any humans reading. Unless you own a doll, in whic case I consider you weird.

(And thank you for the comment you left @autisms-georg-silly, you can have fifty three percent of the credit)

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this is Not Good. I listen to girl in red and think of Her. This is Not Good.

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did a thing today pt 2

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Q: How often is too often to re-customize your blog?

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humans are space orks: lovesickness

youve heard of the regular kind of sick. now get ready for the Ultra Painful and Stupid version

Alien: (Opens the door and knocks, despite having already stepped in) "Hey, we need a fuel replacement in... uh."

(The human is eating ice cream out of a tub and watching a really stupid rom com on their laptop (While in tears))

Alien: "..."

(Prolonged eye contact) (Breakdown follows shortly after)

Human: (Rambles on about how they are so in love with Brad and they can never tell Brad and Brad is like totally their best friend)

Alien: (After calming withering hatred for Brad) "I'm... sorry I can't help with your love problems. Geez, come here, you're a mess..."

Alien: (Cleaning off the humans ice cream filled and snotty face with their shirt) "This reminds me of when you were sick."

Human: (Sniffling) "I am sick. I'm lovesick."

Alien: "That's a thing? Gosh, you humans and your emotions. So fragile."

Human: "It's just a saying. I think. Feels real enough to me..."

Alien: "You guys really do NEED companionship. I couldn't even begin to understand that."

Alien: "Hah... Get up, I'm buying you sushi."

Human: "Ooh yay!"

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that takes dedication, man o7

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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Tried to attack someone on artfight and it uploaded low quality and dead silent 😂✌🩷 i love my life 💞💞💞

this is what it should've been

quality is low but uhhhh it's the thought that counts

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humans are space orks: dreams

I actually dont have anything to say right now but it feels weird not to start one of my posts with some thought prologue

Human: (Half asleep, barely keeping their eyes open, accidentally presses the wrong Red Button)

Alien: (Notices that their favorite human is about to step into the ship's waste chute just in time to wrap their tail around the human's waist)

Alien: "What the hell!?" (Exclaimed while steadying them with oddly gentle hands)

Human: "Wha? Why'd you grab me..? I need to slide into the... the, um... I forgot what I came here for."

Alien: "What is 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 with you!?" (Keeps a hand on them while they close the trash chute) "You were about to get yourself killed!"

Human: "Oh. I'm... sorry, I had the most horrible dream last night. It made me wake up in the middle of the night and I couldn't fall back asleep."

Alien: (Still irritated, guiding them to a safer spot) "Not a good excuse. Also, what's a dream?"

Human: (Gives the alien a look) "You don't 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮? When humans fall asleep our brains, like, process the day through dreaming. It's like a movie in our heads."

Human: "The one I had scared me, so I didn't want to fall asleep again."

Alien: "That sounds incredibly made up. You see movies in your sleep that your brain made?"

Human: "Essentially."

Alien: "It also sounds exhausting. You just never get any rest?"

Human: "I'm still sleeping 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 I dream. So it counts."

(They both fall silent. The human knows exactly what the other wants to hear.)

Human: "I dreamt meteors came down and destroyed the city. I had to float around on the ocean sitting on a pics of debris, all alone."

Alien: "You have a weird brain..."

Human: "You basically asked. Looks like someone secretly 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 about me."

Alien: (Rolls their eyes skyward) "C'mon. I'm putting you down for a nap before you hurt yourself somehow."