the legendary super theyan

ex | 25 | they/them

[enbygohan]

hi I'm exia they/them only and I have never used tumblr dot com before but I cannot take liking boys toy commercial media and having to deal with a dbzillion cis men power scalers anymore so I'm going to post unfunny takes on here instead.

I also really like mecha as a genre and other things marketed towards 15 year old boys to go hell yeah to and I also like making lots and lots of digital money on animal jam.

I am also singaporean chinese and wasian and living in the states this is generally relevant to how I act and I do not want white people to say annoying shit to me

dni if you are weird about any of the kid characters I like and you're a grown ass adult, ride or die too hard about fictional incest/age gap ships or a zionist I do not desire to deal with you. I also block liberally so sorry if you pissed me off vaguely you are gone forever

[enbygohan]

sorry for getting shot out in broad daylight on accident I was too busy making my shirou wall

[crashshot]

top 10 on r/malelivingspace

[enbygohan]

it was kind of fucked up for clemonts gym to grow legs and walk away like that

[enbygohan]

legitimately sucks to have hishiama as my favorite horse because no matter where you go there is a guaranteed chance to see weird fanart of her esp in her scrapped concept design

[t-800]

feh

[enbygohan]

samus. Collect my 5 thousand energy crystals

[enbygohan]

everyone should vote for gohan in dragon ball the one because I need to see vegeta permanently demoted to 3rd place

[nwmo]

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

I KNOW that playing God is morally wrong, but holy HELL, it looks fun.

[ninjakittenarmy]

Why is it playing God? We aren’t violating any natural laws. God set the parameters of the universe to allow these things. There’s nothing wrong with it, there’s no hubris in learning more about how to manipulate the universe around us.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

We made a whole-ass fish.

[ospreyonthemoon]

The reason this was accidental BTW is because they used paddlefish eggs as a negative control group for a breeding experiment on sturgeons because the scientists, quite naturally, assumed that they were SO unrelated it would be genetically impossible for them to mate. Like. I cannot stress enough to you how these creatures last related ancestors were

140 MILLION YEARS BACK.

If you don't know how far that is, that's basically the start of the cretaceous. Let me simplify that for you even further. Chimpanzees and humans seperated, what, 5 or 6 million years ago?

This is basically like if humans could hybridise with THESE THINGS.

This is the sort of thing that should be impossible. They used those eggs to be ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

And then THEY GOT FISH OUT OF IT.

Like. You can quite clearly understand why they didn't think anything would happen. WE ARE MORE RELATED TO BLUE WHALES THAN THESE THINGS.

THE AMERICAN PADDLEFISH AND THE STURGEON ARE SO COMPLETELY UNRELATED THAT THIS IS NOT PLAYING GOD. IF ANYTHING THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD.

THE SCIENTISTS HAD NO BLAME IN THIS BECAUSE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAD EVER HAPPENED BEFORE

It sort of goes against the rules of genetics a bit.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Oh i forgot to add

THESE THINGS, FOR HYBRIDS, HAD A REALLY HIGH SURVIVAL RATING. LIKE 70% OF THEM SURVIVED.

To put that into perspective, getting a blue whale and a squirrel and trying to hybridise them is more sensible, and that wouldn't produce anything but getting you banned from science. Most animals that aren't plants can barely hybridise two degrees away from each other.

BUT THESE TWO ENTIRELY UNRELATED FISH create PERFECTLY HEALTHY HYBRIDS.

the scientists literally had to do the tests AGAIN just to be like "okay this is real right. This is actually like, not a fluke, this works right" and it worked again. They just Can!

[jackofacetrades]

So for those who don't know what the original fishes look like, this is an American Paddlefish:

And this is a Russian Sturgeon:

So honestly, saying the hybrid is "weird looking" is a bit fort de café when you see its parents. I think the sturddlefish looks cute.

[marlinspirkhall]

"these creatures last related ancestors were 140 million years back"

(glances at fish)

Yeah that's exactly what I thought you'd look like, you Mesozoic fuck

[thriceandonce]

#Holding a red squirrel in my left hand and a blue whale in my right desperately hoping to make a purple squale (via @dykepuffs)

[bathroomcube]

[dat-soldier]

This is the same song

this is the same song

if i were a woman and you're to blame we would pop champagne, where were you last night

playlist if you really enjoy that particular song

[chufff]

uma doodle collection

[horseimagebarn]

horse playing in a fun kiddie pool it is splashing and having fun in the sun in a joyous manner

[rkgk-saru]

has this been done yet

[glutko]

[enbygohan]

whoever let an unironic hetalia resurgence happen should be put in a bronze bull

[pincushionsoup]

dragons pretending to be horses