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ENCH, 22, FL i live a fragile life of balancing sitcoms and heartbreaking dramas. catherine tate is the love of my life and every year she doesn't win a bafta personally pains me.

[dyscomancer]

[aleikats]

Totaaaalllly Spppppiiiies

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[melxncholymermxid]

They don’t need a dating app, they married each other right after highschool

[artificialenvy]

[worddevourer]

Actually, he’s only a himbo if he’s from the Himbeaux region of France.  Otherwise he’s just a sparkling dumbass

[thefloatingstone]

Laika Studios won the Best Animated Motion Picture Golden Globe for a stop motion movie of a brand new story that’s not a sequel or a remake to anything, facing against 3 Disney movies, one Pixar movie, the Lion King Remake, and Frozen 2.

[dashaibo]

Good.

[sneakyfeets]

I didn’t even read past the headline at first I was just nodding and ready to square up

[legalizememes]

after reading this article i am even more ready to square up

THIS IS GROWTH

[shieldmaiden19]

“It is my avowed duty to help her ruin them, just as it is my spousal duty to laud her accomplishments and do household chores.”

That is marriage. Pure and simple.

[theavc]

George Lucas changes Jedi marriage rules after cute kid asks nicely

One 7-year-old boy has succeeded where legions of fans have failed: he has persuaded George Lucas to change his vision for Star Wars.

Colin, a young Star Wars fan, hopes to become a Jedi Knight when he’s older, but he also wants to get married and start a family—something forbidden by the Jedi Order, according to Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Probably dissatisfied with his parents’ guidance to “just become a new kind of Jedi” or to “stop watching those prequels and watch the real Star Wars,” Colin went straight to the source with a succinct letter to Lucasfilm:

Colin received the following response:

…as well as a bunch of cool Star Wars merchandise:

More at avclub.com

[vicecommanderhijikata]

Jedi can get married now everyone else go home.

[rettaroo]

So all Anakin had to do is write a letter?

[martyrized]

Anakin just had to do things the hard way.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Imagine if Anakin had gone to the Council and asked politely and they were just like “Yeah, okay”

[honted]

in love with this image i found on facebook

[detectivehole]

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

[detectivehole]

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

[letmebegaytodd]

Replaying your favorite vido game and getting to your least favorite part again

[lesbiskammerat]

[thetyrannosaur]

OK WAIT SO IF POC GET STRICTER SENTENCES IN COURT… AND IF WOC ARE MORE AT RISK OF MISCARRIAGE AND GENERAL MALPRACTICE… AND IF SEX EDUCATION IS WORSE IN INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS… AND IF RACIAL HOUSING DISCRIMINATION IS PRACTICED BY 85% OF REAL ESTATE AGENTS… AND IF SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE FUNDED VIA PROPERTY TAXES WITHIN EACH DISTRICT… HOLD ON………. WAIT A MINUTE

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[left-reminders]

[rodrickheffeley]

he said just stop being american ♥️

[unclefather]

woman in the grocery store: i’m so sick of this! i don’t know why i stay with you! your dick is little and you don’t pay bills!

man: my dick is little? what about my brother? you would know!

me pretending to look at green beans:

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