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roses are red I use they/them you know I had to do it to em again

[dykely]

[helloitsbees]

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ITS 12:36 IN THE GODDAMN AM AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO BUT INSTEAD IM FUCKING SOUS VIDE-ING A FUCKING RAT BECAUSE MY SNAKE SOMEHOW OPENED HER FUCKING CAGE YESTERDAY NIGHT AND WENT ON A MERRY ADVENTURE TO UNDER MY BOOKCASE AND I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE MOVING FURNITURE RIGHT NOW

AND I DONT POST ON TUMBLR EVER BUT I HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY BECAUSE LIKE TWO DAYS AGO I HAD A SLEEPOVER AND ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE “oh what are the chances she gets out?” AND I SAID “oh girl she can’t and also she probably wouldn’t teehee haha” SO I CANT POST THIS ON MY OTHER SOCIALS BECAUSE I CANT LET MY IRLS KNOW THAT IM A FOOL AND A TERRIBLE FATHER

WHEN I CATCH HER PAPA IS GONNA HAVE NEW SNAKESKIN BOOTS

the perp:

[tubeofemotions]

FATASS METHOD WORKED SHE POKED HER HEAD OUT TO GET THE RAT I HEATED UP AND MY GF AND I YOINKED HER ASS AND NOW SHE GETS NO RAT

[tubeofemotions]

ITS 12:36 IN THE GODDAMN AM AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO BUT INSTEAD IM FUCKING SOUS VIDE-ING A FUCKING RAT BECAUSE MY SNAKE SOMEHOW OPENED HER FUCKING CAGE YESTERDAY NIGHT AND WENT ON A MERRY ADVENTURE TO UNDER MY BOOKCASE AND I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE MOVING FURNITURE RIGHT NOW

AND I DONT POST ON TUMBLR EVER BUT I HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY BECAUSE LIKE TWO DAYS AGO I HAD A SLEEPOVER AND ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE “oh what are the chances she gets out?” AND I SAID “oh girl she can’t and also she probably wouldn’t teehee haha” SO I CANT POST THIS ON MY OTHER SOCIALS BECAUSE I CANT LET MY IRLS KNOW THAT IM A FOOL AND A TERRIBLE FATHER

WHEN I CATCH HER PAPA IS GONNA HAVE NEW SNAKESKIN BOOTS

the perp:

[tall]

[c0ulrophilia]

"I think children are people who should be legally protected too"

[dilffussy]

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

[dilffussy]

[utopians]

I love following people who post abt pro wrestling bc they'll share gifsets of two dudes just straight up having gay sex in the ring and then the camera pans out on a cheering crowd of like 500 people

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Yeah

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

[s-a-blotsky]

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

[clearlightwired]

[mf-dude]

[kosmogrl]

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

[awed-frog]

For all my fellow oversharers out there.

[pup-dion]

As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.

Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.

[kosmogrl]

[doubleca5t]

I would argue that the two most perfect critiques of Harry Potter come from a pair of 4chan posts, which take opposite approaches to their critique but reach equally damning conclusions

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]