Bright Persnality

Im Laurel. I blog what i want. The end.

[90stvqueen]

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

[valtsv]

gay, straight, whatever. we all want someone to take us to the aquarium.

[histrionic-hero]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this is the best tik tok ive ever seen i love her so much

[dsmsix]

she said nosey little fuckers arent you? get monkeyed

[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[bird-paws]

[awwww-cute]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mockwa]

[pimby]

this is the guy making all your crinkle fries at the factory

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[ditto-licious]

same but with offense 

[gsjsnsnqkkwnw]

[gayk-47]

obsessed with the fish eye lens

[toastbutteregg]

[best-of-memes]

[softblues-deactivated20141213]

[thepoisonroom]

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.