Ephemeris by Norm Sibum
The Interior of the Empress Theater, NDG
Lunch hour. Nikas on Christmas Eve. Alexandra the waitress has one of those rare grins on her face, the one that says the world is too crazy even for her to comprehend, so, why fight it? Or else there is liquor in the kitchen and she has been helping herself between customers. Eddie the cook, after I inquire as to his well-being, says he has been battling a turkey since five in the morning. Since I am not aware that any untoward addictions or existential dilemmas beset the man, the turkey to which he refers must be the turkey the restaurant intends to serve up for its dinner clientele, the loners, the flotsam and jetsam of Sherbrooke west of Decarie, a neighbourhood which is seemingly subject to different orders of barometric pressures than, say, the neighbourhood of Westmount. (Or else, NDG has been the scene of one of those thought-experiments to do with the laws of physics and the nature of time, to wit: that the Empress Theatre modelled architecturally after Tutankhamen’s tomb, home at various times to vaudeville, porn, art cinema and regular flicks, is in the area, was always in the area and will always be in the area here, there and everywhere. That there are no such things as events that we generate; rather, we simply bump into our moments of farce. No need then for a moral code; it would be useless in any case. God has got His eviction notice; and we, little darlings that we are, are always getting born, always getting to the Cavendish Mall, always getting dead.)—
I have been battling, after a fashion, the prose of so much left of centre on-line screeds. I am trying to determine what, if anything, is being said with respect to the new fascisms, and whether or not they are a threat to the so-called democratic process, or have already done the dirty deed and fatally shafted the notion of equality under the law and so, is the new sheriff in town. It is a conversation worth having, although there are political minds who suggest that those who wish to conduct the conversation are paranoid nutters. Still, because so much of the conversation seems to be made of endless runs of compound words, frilly abstractions, boilerroom theoretics – as if the German language has swallowed the English language entire – I do not hold out much hope for clarity on the matter. As for the writings of the right of centre, we here pass them over as an alien sort of jungle fever—
I had a Karl Ove Knausgard to peruse, but something about the book’s cover put me off. An instance of some unintended consequence of marketing? Title on the cover of said book: A Man in Love. In white block letters against a dark background. Then the tortured Nordic countenance, that of a long-haired, bearded male who is either a male German feminist or a serial killer. Then the blurb words: compelling, rewarding, maddening . . . breathtaking. Sure, I know, I am not meant to take the words seriously, just as I know pretty Christmas lights have everything to do with sales and nothing whatsoever to do with the meaning of a religious ritual. And then, at the bottom right-hand corner of the cover the sub-title: My Struggle: 2. And yes, so was Mein Kampf a struggle, literally, inasmuch as the German of the Norwegian title translates directly to the English of ‘my struggle’. Well, unfortunate word-play perhaps. The book in question may be absolutely brilliant, the prose unrivalled for intellect and literary quality, but even if so, the cover inclines me to opt out; I cannot bring myself to crack open the book‘s pages lest I contract an incurable disease or begin to subside in the muck of some European sty, the literary imagination picking at its fleas. And then, every so often, or much too often, the North American imagination desires to import those fleas so as to have something to pick at too. Otherwise, I have no idea what the book is about though I have heard rumours—
James-Sutherland-Smith (who authored In the Country of Birds, Carcanet, 2003, my copy of which has been spirited off my A-list shelf by some unknown agent) from where he resides in Eastern Europe sent me a long and intriguing poem of his to read for my reading pleasure, the covering e-mail stipulating that he is in open revolt against ‘identifiable narrative’, and in this instance, I believe I ‘get’ what he means; that he has no intention of reinforcing yuppie expectations of their bedtime prose by way of Atwood or Dan Brown or the like, let alone bevies of neo-classicizing rhymesters attempting to bond with life’s hallmark moments via verse and so, it is conceivable that no one but out of the loop connoisseurs like myself will ever take Mr Sutherland-Smith seriously, though there is nothing really experimental or willfully inaccessible in the poem he sent. It opens with the lines:
It’s the most baroque of times / It’s the least classical of weathers. / Nobody’s been promoted; some have gone to remote housing estates / to open cardio-vascular fitness centres. / All of us are to lose a belovéd friend / in three subsequent volumes—
Speaking of which, is not Trump a performance poet par excellence? For all the harm he has done and could still do, he has done the electorate invaluable service, exposing the sham that is politics and the aforementioned, so-called democratic process. If, as Kenneth Clark the art historian posited in another era and was swatted about for alleged eurocentrism, civilization is the product of a confident people, it would seem that Trump is a standard-bearer of the same, just that he is so, so, so a parody of princely equipoise, no Lorenzo, no Duke of Urbino, no Joe Dimaggio; no Dapper Don—
I have finished with a book which declares of the Romans that their concept of maiestas (weakly translated as majesty) was always the prime motivation for their wars. Replenishing the treasury, while important, was a secondary consideration. That the Romans could only feel secure in their position if they were seen as, hands down, top dog. Hence the brutality of their wars, especially the retribution they visited upon those who took issue with their top-doggedness. Well, as children of economic determinism, we are likely to expatiate on oil and regime change, on this and that order of business as entirely rational excuses for hostilities and so, discount every casus belli that would appear at first blush irrational and beside the point, war being an extension of political reasoning, top-doggedness by other means. Every age seems to get the minds it thinks it requires, and we have got our Wall Street minds and our high-tech minds, as these minds, to be sure, will save us from ourselves; but that if you have a mind for Moby Dick or Sappho’s apple or flying buttresses, very likely you are a drag on the economy and an impediment to the general thrust of civilization. Say, did troubador poetry create a civilization or was it merely the by-product of one, in the way that talking sponges are at the core of ours, as are tweets and Dr Phil? From another book through which I have been sifting in fits and starts:
Yes, that explains too, the failure of Rome, not in art only, but in life, in government. To the heart which would refuse to look on just that with indifference—that and the rest—the future belonged. Yet we may well ask ourselves, if only to avoid a kind of vulgar self-complacency, what latent cruelty we still entertain—which in certain circumstances might induce us to do the like, or at least to find excuses, reasonable and comforting for an indifference, there certainly, not less criminal than action itself. And remembering the brutalities of the modern world we shall do well not to flatter ourselves before the Romans—
Rome, third edition, Edward Hutton. A book of sepia-tinted sentences. Even so, and though I do not know to what extent the atrocities of the 20th century coloured his view of things (the date for the book’s first edition given as 1907; the date for the 7th and last edition given as sometime in the 1950s), I will take Hutton‘s words, however mincing they may sound to wise guy ears, over and above any amount of sociological and economic hemming and hawing over what boots it for late stage capitalism.
Received: a boxed, two-volume set of poem books privately published in Jerusalem, titled respectively as Notes from the City of God and A Little Bedside Bestiary. Very rogue. Pan-like wanderings through the biblical; through the myths of the Greeks, through the present-day literary facades. With colour plates. Marty Newman being the poet, Montreal-born, 60s refugee. Subsequently he was a denizen of Venice, California, and then he panicked. Plenty of rhyme. Lots of doomsday gusto—












