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HAPPY GREEN FLU STARTS IN LEFT 4 DEAD MONTH!
I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kidās privacy and personal life
Do You Know What Children Are
They donāt have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. Thatās the textbook definition of a freeloader.
i would gladly bury you alive
Reblog to send people who call children freeloaders all the way to hell
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went āSHIT FUCK SHITā and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
I need friends, Iām lonely A F
Hey there Reader! My name is Ellen, but I go by either Ender or Springs. I am a woman in my early 20s and go by she/her. Iām a lesbian, I've been in a relationship for 3 years. Iām committed, so Iām not looking for anything more than friends.
Hobbies:
Sewing (I make little dolls and have been trying to learn how to make clothes)
Art (Digital and Traditional)Ā
Writing (Fanfictions and originalĀ works)
Videogames (Look at 2nd list)
Listening to MusicĀ (Look at 3rd list)
Anime (Look at 4th List)
D&D 5e
Making videogame
Cooking & Baking
Learning new languages (very very new to this, working on French and Spanish)
Games:
Minecraft
RimWorld
Sims 4
Skyrim
FNAF
GTFO
Inscryption
Jackbox
Project Winter
Sally Face
Stardew Valley
Spore
Team Fortress 2
Roots of Pacha
Music:
Here is a link to my Spotify to look at a small sample of what I like-
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3qrBodI4k0UgpetLqJKwtf?si=41cc425d0cd14eaa
Animes/Mangas:
BNHA (But I try to avoid the fandom)
To YouĀ Eternity
Spy X Family
My Love Story with Yamada-kun at Lv999
Assassination Classroom
Mob Psycho 100
The Devil Is A Part-timer
Parallel World Pharmacy
The Faraway Paladin
So I'm a Spider, So What?
Lycoris Recoil
Toilet-bound Hanako-kun
THE PROMISED NEVERLAND
Tomo-chan Is a Girl!
BOCCHI THE ROCK!
Bungo Stray Dogs
Tokyo Revengers
Hell's Paradise
SHADOWS HOUSE
MISC:
QSMP
Welcome Home
Happy Meat Farms
High Rollers
@eveleniii on twitter made an absolutely inspired comparison of the QSMP to dream daddy and i need people to understand my vision
So many people are gonna get mad I didn't add theirs, but now I am curious
What was yall's first mcyt?
Stampy cat
DanTDM
PopularMMO's
Captain Sparkles
Grian
MumboJumbo
AntVenom
The Yogscast
Seth bling
Other (tags)
Mine was Vegeta777 bc spanish is my mother tongue, but I quickly changed to Stampy.
Mine was Skydoesminecraft
You are the proprietor of āThe Wandering Innā, a tavern and guest house that appears sporadically to travellers in different worlds across the multiverse. You keep a journal on all of the weird, wonderful and disturbing visitors youāve fed and lodged.
UPDATE!!!
Scarecrow: Chapter 8 -You aināt nothinā but aā¦- is posted on AO3
(Is it the middle of the night where I am? Yes, but idgaf so enjoy, my children!)
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Youāve blessed us with another great work, thank you <3
I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself forĀ āthe needs of the business.ā Young people? Donāt fucking do it. They donāt care about you, you are aĀ āresource,ā not a human being. I canāt say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!
We talk a lot about how to tell if you have a bad boss... Here is how you know you have a good boss:
My boss would verbally kick my ass if I logged in or communicated voluntarily about work while on vacation. And if I had to log in, absolutely no one else could do my thing and it couldn't wait? He would refund my time off and make me take it the following week.
Time off is Time Off. Take it. Unashamedly. Unabashedly.
Time off is Time Off.
Take it. Unashamedly.
Unabashedly.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Haiku bot says Workers Rights!
Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.
Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.
There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.
The spam comments have evolved.
They are now also linking to a site they claim is able to scan works and tell you whether they were AI written or not, and that you should do that before reading a fic.
It should go without saying that you should not, under no circumstances, visit a site advertised in a spam comment.
In this case, I'd say there's even a chance that the "scanning" site is actually used to scrape fics and use them for future AI writing. What it definitely doesn't do is tell you whether something was AI written or not. That's a bullshit claim.
Don't use that site. Don't believe these spam comments, whether you get them on your own works or see them on someone else's.
It's all bullshit.
Just got another one, so here's what they look like to anyone curious. They're never real users, either, just keysmashes for the display name.
Image Description: a screenshot of an AO3 comment by nlaoboh that says HoloAI pattern found in work. To all readers, before you read please scan the work with an AI detector like gowinston.ai and call out all AI using cheaters /end ID
As someone who works in education, actual AI detectors don't even work well and are rendered obsolete within weeks if not days. Please spread this around to spare your fellow writers and reader!
Thinking about Toshinori being a sweet little malewife who cooks dinner and gives you shoulder rubs/kisses after a long day at work.
How heād look in his ākiss the chefā apron thatās too small for him as you turn the corner to find him in the kitchen, preparing the final touches for your favorite dish. The way heād stop what heās doing and sweep you up into his arms to kiss you, warm hands rubbing your back as he asks you about your day and tells you about his. Heād be so sweet rambling about his students and how well theyāre doing.
Not to mention ending up helping him assemble/serve dinner and leading him to the bedroom with your hands on his waist after everything is eaten and the dishes are put away to show him just how much you appreciate his hard work š¤š®āšØ *chefs kiss*
Yes! yes! this is what I live for!
Cold night
Masterlist
Order: 2
large milk tea with caramel topping and a waffle
All might x Female!Reader-only one bed
All your co-workers knew you were crushing on Toshinori and anyone could tell,except him. Which led to a bunch of awkward situations,because they would constantly try to get you to spend time around each other. Every situation kept getting more and more weird,but they never pushed it too far. Until now,you were going with everyone on a mission that required you to get out of town. Which also meant that you had to share a room with someone,and you had a feeling that they would do everything in their power to pair you with Toshinori,and they did. He was very calm about the whole thing,but that quickly changed when you reached the room and found out you only had one bed. There was a moment of silence as neither of you knew what to say.Ā
āIāll go check with them if they have any other roomsā He followed you to the lobby,in complete silence. You were immediately told that all the rooms were full,so you walked back to your room in silence. Neither of you said anything for a while,you were just trying to figure something out.Ā
āIām sorry about this,Iāll go see if I can get Midnight to change roomsā He suggested,not daring to look you in the eye. You donāt know how or where you found the confidence but you suddenly said.Ā
āItās fine,the bedās big enough for us to share itāĀ
āAre you sure?ā
āYes,Iām sureā
You looked up at the clock 2:03,you couldnāt sleep mostly because Toshinori was right next to you. You didnāt want to move around too much and wake him up. The sudden feeling of the bed dipping right behind you made you realize that he was closer to you than before. You were internally panicking,until you heard a whimper and turned around to see him shaking. The second you put your hand on his cheek he woke up,clearly shaken up.Ā
āAre you okay?ā You put your hand on his shoulder,brushing back his hair.
āIām fineā You knew that wasnāt true but you didnāt want to push it. Instead you just hugged him,he leaned into you,the only sound was both of you breathing. Your fingers brushing through his hair,he leaned further into you letting you hold him. āY/Nā
āYes?ā
āThank youā
Yes I love it <3
any prompts/ideas on how scars can be revealed but with a defiant whumpee who is now with caretaker but isnāt wanting to share anything that was done to them but caretaker *has* to know so that they can help?? sorry if thatās too specific haha just looking for scar reveal ideas really :)
I'm always a fan of accidental reveals :3 Like
A shirt hitched up when they're taking a nap.
Caretaker walking in on them changing.
A careless motion hitching up a shirt or a sleeve and quickly pulling it down again.
But if Whumpee always refuses and pushes Caretaker away, but Caretaker has to know... Well, why do they have to know? Because if it's dire :3 then it can be done with some drama.
A wound that reopens and Whumpee desperately tries to cover the stain in their shirt.
Or a wound that reopens and Whumpee doesn't notice but Caretaker sure does.
Caretaker lightly taking their arm, wrist, waist, and Whumpee violently flinching away in pain.
Bones that haven't set right, wounds that haven't healed right and Whumpee tries to ignore it all, but one day it will catch up to them.
A lightheaded feeling that makes Whumpee sway and stumble, the 'I'm not feeling so good, no, back off, it'll be fine in a minute'.
Spoiler: it won't be fine in a minute.
That in various gradations, leading ultimately to "the collapse".
And Caretaker finally sees all the scars.
But those are more injury reveal tropes. For actual scar reveals:
Caretaker could take matters into their own hands and force Whumpee to come clean.
Or they're sick of all the 'it's fine really' so the next time Whumpee bites away pain or stumbles, they swoop in and pull up their shirt.
"When were you planning on telling me this?!"
"Will you sit still, I have to treat this before you pass out of blood loss or the wound infects and... oh."
Also fun: Return of the Whumper who sneers in glee at all that's transpired and Caretaker's cluelessness.
"You haven't told them? You really should. Tell them."
Forcing them to take off their shirt and reveal all the scars.
Tieing Whumpee up, cutting their shirt away and Caretaker gasps at the scars. Combined with the "Ohh, they didn't know? Well, now they do."
Whumpee collapsing and Caretaker doesn't know what to do so they take them to hospital and the doctor removes their shirt and.... yeah :)
A Whumpee thinking they're alone, it's super hot so they finally allow themself to take off their baggy hoody. And yeah, they weren't alone.
They're happy to finally wear their favourite shirt again, it gives them a sense of calm, of finally being home again. What they didn't know was that the neck of the shirt plunges just a bit too deep, or their sleeves are just a bit too short.
UPDATE!!!
I just uploaded Scarecrow: Chapter 6 -Dreams and Nightmares- over on AO3 :)
If yāall see any grammar/spelling mistakes shout at me and Iāll fix em
ENJOY!!ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø
YESSS Thank you :,)
Prompt #953
"The saddest part about this is that for one tiny moment I actually believed you."
Limits of the Human Body
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
Writers finding this post:
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Europeans about half of this post:
Body Heat = 42 C
Cold Water = 4 C
Hot Air = 148 C
High Altitude = 4572m
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 390m
Lack Of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
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