you know where they say liars end up, don't you?

Icon courtesy of @Oakfarmer. Header by 101panem. Everlark fanfiction, lots of things that make me laugh (because I dearly love to laugh). Beth. Gen-X. https://archiveofourown.org/users/Endlessnightlock/works

[modernmusess]

katniss: everyone’s so focused on protecting peeta because they too know how pure hearted he is and believe that he—a boy they’ve never even met before—deserves to survive over them and their friends of literal decades

finnick, to literally everyone else: okay if peeta dies she’s gonna kill all of us and then herself, so hands in, protect bread boy on three-

[endlessnightlock]

We don't talk enough, hope you are well ❤️

🥰 Hey! I'm good, just busyish with real life stuff. Same to you my favorite horse girl 🐎

[endlessnightlock]

Any of my peeps watching The Boys? What did you think of that finale if you've seen it?

Also I have never been as attracted to an onscreen man as I was to Jensen Ackles as asshole Solider Boy. My god. No I haven't watched Supernatural but I have a feeling good guy JA wouldn't do it for me. Just. That gravel voice omg.

[mage-chocolate]

Peeta truly matched Katniss’s freak by being one of the snarkiest character in the books. At least she has the excuse of the reader being in her head half the time, these are the things the boy is actually saying out loud. Nobody notices this because he surrounds all these comments with hugs and smiles towards Katniss.

Peeta unexpectedly laughs. “He was drunk,” says Peeta. “He’s drunk every year.”

“That’s very funny,” says Peeta. Suddenly he lashes out at the glass in Haymitch’s hand. It shatters on the floor, sending the bloodred liquid running toward the back of the train. “Only not to us.”

“Don’t be so superior. You can never tell what you’ll find in the arena. Say it’s actually a gigantic cake —” begins Peeta.

“Doesn’t matter,” he shrugs. “Although it’s technically illegal.”

Peeta smiles at me, sad and mocking. “Okay. Thanks for the tip, sweetheart.”

“Wouldn’t surprise me if you do,” says Peeta. “Give my mother my best when you make it back, will you?”

“For what? Nothing’s going on here,” he says. “Besides I like watching you sleep. You don’t scowl. Improves your looks a lot.”

“Yes, of course I was referring to that, not the lasting joy you gave the sister you love so much you took her place in the reaping,” says Peeta drily.

“And don’t try. Obviously I’m too dim to get it,” he says.

“Katniss, I live three houses away from you,” he says.

[drops-of-universe]

Let me slip into something more comfortable (disappears into a black hole)

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[opera-ghost]

[softbutchcowboi]

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

[anotherunderpaidartist]

"On the night I feel that thing again, the hunger that overtook me on the beach, I know this would have happened anyway."

[sentrysvoid]

Weapons dir. Zach Cregger | 2025

[senatortedcruz]

This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves

[ninadove]

Companion piece because I'm re-reading And Then There Were None and damn. DAMN. Agatha Christie sure could write

[infectiouspiss]

u should never trust any thoughts u have about ur life at 1 am UNLESS those thoughts r horny in which case go nuts

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[westofvenus]

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

[marmorealwit]

hi @staff quick question while I have you here, can you please un-shadowban me over on @districtunrest ? 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[catchymemes]

[everythingismadeofchaos]

We all do, buddy. We all do