they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
it’s on YouTube too btw! and in the description there’s links to their spotify
Poor Stacy, all her friends are so horny for her parents and there’s nothing she can do about it.
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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
it’s on YouTube too btw! and in the description there’s links to their spotify
Poor Stacy, all her friends are so horny for her parents and there’s nothing she can do about it.
Still can't believe Ken Page has passed away. He will always be Old Deuteronomy to me, and I feel like I'm kind of numb but also sad at the same time. Rewatching the '98 film is going to feel very different now, especially during his song.
Thank you, Ken Page, for giving us and so many people so many moments of happiness, may you rest in peace.
RIP to this legend, Ken Page. đź’š
DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD DAVRIN & ASSAN
If Dorian Pavus isn’t in Veilguard, I will physically implode and take the entire goddamn neighborhood with me. If October 31st comes and there isn’t at least a single pixel of that suave, wine-sipping bastard, I will personally knock on Bioware’s door, slap the nearest developer with a fish, and request an immediate lobotomy. And if Dorian “I’m too pretty to die” Pavus doesn’t waltz in, spits on Solas, flips him the bird, and blows him a kiss before setting his smug, egg-headed ass on fire, I will ascend to the astral plane just to haunt this game until it crumbles into dust.
at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs
while we are on the topic of unfortunate denglish marketing: my citys train station has a free parking offer for 20 minutes - you know, enough time to drop someone off, say goodbyes, hugs and kisses, then awkwardly half-running through the crowds to catch your train. bestie. you wont believe what they call it.
do not leave me in suspense?? am i actually supposed to guess-- wait...it's not...
die fast ??
they COULDN'T--
OH DONT MIND IF I -
wait WHAT
YOU HEARD EM WE GOT 20 MINUTES
*starts frantically taking off my clothes* as an american i had no idea this was how you used public transport but okay you seem to know what you're doin'
THE MUMMY (1999) dir.- Stephen Sommers
The most unrealistic lyric in music history is “I’ve been through a desert on a horse with no name.” Horse tumblr will tell you… It is humanly impossible to cross a desert without naming your horse. It’s humanly improbable to last five minutes on any horse that you know has no name, without naming it. You’re gonna name desert horse something. Probably “Water” or “Burger” but it’s getting a name. “Been through a desert on Bill” just doesn’t meter well.
This post has been living in my head for four years and I CANNOT BELIEVE it only has fifteen notes.
I’ve been through the desert on a horse i call Jane
having spent extensive time on and around horses, I’m pretty sure the horse’s name would end up being shithead or asshole.
I once went for almost 20 days without naming a child. I reckon I could spend a desert ride sensing the ultimate vibes of the horse
legend 🙌
Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.
When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.
in 2023, the night before Rosh Hashanah is Thursday evening, September 14.
Rosh Hashanah ends Sunday evening, September 17.
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in 2023, the night before Yom Kippur is Saturday evening, September 23.
Yom Kippur ends Monday evening, September 25.
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In a statement to The Post, a spokesperson for NBCUniversal claimed the tree work is simply an annual ritual at this time of year. “We understand that the safety tree trimming of the Ficus trees we did on Barham Blvd. has created unintended challenges for demonstrators, that was not our intention. In partnership with licensed arborists, we have pruned these trees annually at this time of year to ensure that the canopies are light ahead of the high wind season,” they wrote. “We support the WGA and SAG’s right to demonstrate and are working to provide some shade coverage. We continue to openly communicate with the labor leaders on-site to work together during this time.”
If those trees were pollarded annually, the cut areas would NOT look like that. There would be big knobs of old growth at the trimming sites. Not seeing any of that here. The way those trees were topped (not pollarded, which is a very careful process that has to begin when the tree is immature) is excellent way to kill them due to loss of hydration, open sites to infection and parasitism during the best time of year for both, lack of nutrition due to so little greenery and new budding growth being left, sunburn and other exposure damage, and a myriad of other possibilities. Plus, if they were topped annually, they would not have the lovely drooping branches seen in the other picture but would have tons of vertical suckers instead.
This is what an annually pollarded mature tree should look like:
If this was done by the city, the public works arborists should be protesting in front of city hall and screaming their heads off right now. I'm not hearing about that, so... Tree law!
The Studios: *speak*
Botanists and other Tree Experts:
Update and confirmation of Imminent Tree Law:
He mentions later in the thread that not only do they not trim the trees annually, they’re trimmed at best once every 18 years. Supposed to be every five, and only in dormancy, which even my layman’s ass knows about tree trimming.
And yes, Universal can probably eat the fine. But it’s gonna be a whopper even if the trees survive (which is as mentioned kinda unlikely), California is a triple damage state for tree law, and it may increase dramatically if there were nesting birds in the trees.
All this to be a Captain Planet filler villain to some writers. And yes, it’s currently just the writers officially picketing there; SAG-AFTRA recommended against it for petty bullshit like this and the suddenly necessary sidewalk construction.
I asked my dad— a retired arborist—about TREE LAW and he just kinda blinked and said (i paraphrase because Dad Tangents, amirite?):
"Worst and best case I ever saw was a guy who was caught in the act of cutting down a C&C tree by two Department of Urban Forestry supervisors while they were randomly driving around on a Saturday. Not only did he have to deal with the cops showing up and months of paperwork and bureaucracy, but he also had to pay the fines AND cover the cost of the tree removal + stumping + buying a new tree + planting the new tree + wages for the regular crew plus the extra workers they needed to get the jobs done. That tree ended up costing him upwards of $35K, and that was over 20 years ago."
So yeah, respect Tree Law or pay out the bootyhole.
Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the North Star. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.
For research purposes, what decade were you born?
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1940s or earlier
Reblog to help forward the cause of science or something, honestly I'm just curious to know how old everyone is.
Absolutely losing it over this comment under a Nimona and Ballister dance party clip
fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT
don’t be fooled he actually loves his 1000 year old eldritch being daughter a lot