I have big plans

La-a / Bonjour / Big Plans Hey, call me La-a. I'm a huge shitposter who will literally reblog anything that says "I'm the X." Have a nice day

[deep-sexts]

[girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016]

[shewillfeatdrake]

people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell 

[fayeswitchcraft]

*delicately blows a kiss to all the spirits in my room* please dont knock anything over i live here

[slimetony]

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

[blextrophy]

smells like water

[slimetony]

its like im there

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[thetenderpassion]

[illinicoise]

I’m Susan

[itsagifnotagif]

I am deceased

[rory]

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

[rory]

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

[cityofjern]

@sassy-tenebrae

[unclefather]

i can’t WAIT for thanksgiving

[cashcutie]

[brittneyspears]

[unclefather]

[foulserpent]

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

One time when I was like 7 I was eating a baby bottle pop and I inhaled the powder and I was suffocating so my mom made me get out of the car and drink from a puddle in a Walmart parking lot

[jordyjoestar]

your mom needs to be arrested

[meanplastic]

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requested by valtozo

[camilacabello]

WHY