[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[cailarp]

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

[soracities]

“It’s summer now, and you’re craving a simpler existence. You want to read. You want to write. You want to meet strangers for dinner, and not refuse another drink at another bar. You want to dance. You want to find yourself in a basement, neck loose, bobbing your head as a group of musicians play, not because they should, but because they must. It’s summer now, and you’re looking forward to worrying less. You’re looking forward to longer nights and shorter days. You’re looking forward to gathering in back gardens and watching meat sputter on an open barbecue. You’re looking forward to laughing so hard your chest hurts and you feel light-headed. You’re looking forward to the safety in pleasure. You’re looking forward to forgetting, albeit briefly, the existential dread which plagues you, which tightens your chest, which pains your left side. You’re looking forward to forgetting that, leaving the house, you might not return intact. You’re looking forward to freedom, even if it is short, even if it might not last. You’re looking forward.”

— Caleb Azumah Nelson, Open Water

[teamroscoes]

A local resident puts love hearts and slogans on the plastic that covers offensive graffiti on the vandalised mural of Manchester United striker and England player Marcus Rashford on the wall of a cafe on Copson Street, Withington on July 12, 2021 in Manchester, England. Rashford and other Black players on England’s national football team have been the target of racist abuse, largely on social media, after the team’s loss to Italy in the UEFA European Football Championship last night.

[teamroscoes]

[teamroscoes]

[teamroscoes]

[teamroscoes]

A defaced mural of Marcus Rashford is repaired by the artist Akse P19 on July 13, 2021 in Manchester, England.

[teamroscoes]

[teamroscoes]

People take a knee as they gather at the newly repaired mural of England footballer Marcus Rashford by the artist known as AKSE_P19. (13.7.21)

[deaddolin]

babygirl what the fuck is your problem

[masturplate]

sorry *pees quieter*

[deaddolin]

thank you!

[guitarbeard]

I feel like in real life anime girls would be recognized by the National Fish and Wildlife Foundation as small game 

[funny-tik-toks]

[audrey-hepbae]

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[bisexualcrabking-deactivated202]

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

[cheeso]

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

[ocdiscourse]

[creepish]

all i do is over caffeinate myself and function incorrectly

[rslashrats]

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

[rattyzombie]

I want you to know I did this exact thing yesterday and it was so surreal seeing this post I thought I wrote it in my sleep

[rslashrats]

you are one of my sims

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

[bird-big]

why dont you nerds gaslight up a joint

[funerals]

ur in her dms I'm in her nightmare blunt rotation

[prosekai]

ants are soooo annoying i swear theyll see a cup of water and be like is anyone gonna die in here and not wait for an answer

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[tlirsgender]

I don't want to "have" a "conversation" I want to peel an orange and share it with you

[unclefather]