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[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[anxietyproblem]

Don’t forget we have an INSTAGRAM

[sandmandaddy69]

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[strawberryhorrorshow]

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

[ebearcrochet]

I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

[cozysafechaotic]

My sister did this. Only her masterpiece that my parents HATE is

[ampervadasz]

[bunjywunjy]

[deaddolin]

[lat-ino-deactivated20220128]

reblog for good luck this weekend

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[krakenartificer]

Y’know… the longer I live in this world, the more I think cats have it figured out, man. I’m an adult with my own house, in charge of my own schedule, with an afternoon off, and am I going to spend it on top of two big pillows in front of a heating vent? No, I’m not, and why? Because I am not as wise as a friggin cat. 

[pangur-and-grim]

fellas, this is your intellectual aspiration

[twirld]

All Saints’ Day (1897) René Charles Edmond His

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[prussianmemes]

[scoutsmoocrew]

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[psiotechniqa]

true wisdom

[trekgate]

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

*data voice* computer, load Butt Sluts of Valo II

[kingofthehillcaps]