Well, shit.

Gay / ENFJ / 23

[dkirbyj]

Yey

[fateofophelias]

the fact that selena gomez, a woman of color who is constantly criticized by the media, can stand up and say “i don’t mind if there’s retaliation. this is my opinion” but these crusty white men who taylor gave a career to can’t? disgusting.

[dreamico]

its 5am

[enf-gay]

“Work was awful this week. So don’t mind me if I’m extra hungry, drunk and/or horny.”

- INTJ boyfriend, headed into an Se grip

[therewasholyground]

Taylor Swift // It’s Nice To Have a Friend

[enf-gay]

“I think I know everything I need to know about you. Then you start speaking.”

- INTJ boyfriend, today unprompted

[krabby-kronicle]

[enf-gay]

INTJ: *late for work* Aghhh. Your cuddles made me sleep past the alarm.

ENFJ: Your snoring did that.

INTJ: *scowling* Don’t you have work?

ENFJ: I work remotely.

INTJ: I’ve never been more jealous.

ENFJ: *sticks his tongue out*

INTJ: *rushes in for a quick kiss*

ENFJ: Bye, dork.

INTJ: Bye, human unicorn.

[enf-gay]

Inferior Se

Earlier on when we started living together as platonic roommates...

INTJ: *roaming around the apartment in his undies*

ENFJ: INTJ... you're... um...

INTJ: I'm what?

ENFJ: Basically naked.

INTJ: Oh! I'm just used to not dressing myself at home. I'd never put clothes on if I don’t have to. I can cover up if you...

ENFJ: It's fine.

INTJ: *goes back to his activities*

ENFJ: *keeps stealing glances every now and then*

Present day...

INTJ: *walking around in undies yet again*

ENFJ: *passes by INTJ, not even noticing a thing, bundled in sweaters* Morning, human furnace.

INTJ: *bear hugs ENFJ* Morning, igloo boy.

[enf-gay]

INTJ: *building PC*

ENFJ: *walks in* Hey!

INTJ: *ignores*

ENFJ: *shrugs and heads to his room*

Later that day...

ENFJ: *knitting a sweater in the living room*

INTJ: *finishes building PC* Hey! I didn’t see you come in.

ENFJ: I’ve been here ALL day.

INTJ: Oh.

ENFJ: I’m surprised you’re not on it.

INTJ: *pleading eyes*

ENFJ: Catch up with me later.

INTJ: In bed?

ENFJ: *rolls eyes*

INTJ: *walks up to ENFJ to smooch then runs to his new baby*

ENFJ: *continues knitting*

[enf-gay]

“If we get married, it’s for tax purposes, babe. The institution is antiquated but we’d really be better off legally together.”

- INTJ boyfriend, before apologizing profusely for bringing up the concept 😒

[enf-gay]

ENFJ: *minding his own business*

INTJ: *walks in the room, spirals into a conspiracy theory*

ENFJ: Come here.

INTJ: *puts head into ENFJ’s lap* So what did you think?

ENFJ:

[enf-gay]

“You frustrate me so much yet still I can’t imagine NOT being with you... what is this sorcery?”

- INTJ boyfriend, cuddling me before passing out

[enf-gay]

I binge-read your blog! I know this may be too personal but why did you break up with INTP?

I’d been meaning to write about it. But long story short, we really weren’t a good fit together and I could never truly envision a solid reality with him. It was always theoretical rides into the sunset built on long shots without any proper regard for the nuances and sacrifices we’d both have to make. There came a day where we just mutually decided we weren’t for each other but it was a conclusion I’d come to the first time and the last time first.

It really broke my heart for a while. But eventually, I built it up again and ended up dating my goober of an INTJ who was there every step of the way but was never intrusive or insistent.

I have the most respect for INTP but he’s not the person I love anymore. I really can’t love someone fully unless I see a future with them in it. I see INTJ in mine for quite some time. ☺️

[itscasualday]

Taylor Swift + “blue” references in ‘Lover’

[enf-gay]

(This was back when we were just roomies and even some days)

ENFJ: *sends a millions small talky texts*

INTJ: *ignores*

ENFJ: Hey do wanna hang out? I’d like your company at—

INTJ: *immediately replies*

ENFJ:

[enf-gay]

First Impressions

INTJ: ENFJ, what was your first impression of me?

ENFJ: Wait, which one? Like when we actually started hanging out or like way back in college?

INTJ: Oh shit! Yeah, we met at ESTP's party... I still hate him.

ENFJ: Duuude.

INTJ: *shrugs*

ENFJ: OK this is going to sound mean but I didn't really think much of you. You were holed up in a corner shooting "I'd rather be home" eyes at everyone. Did we talk? Wait, what did you think of me?

INTJ: We did talk! Oh my God! You even hit on me! I thought, correctly I must add, that you were a sunny, funny dude.

ENFJ: *mentally calculating*

INTJ: Are you OK?

ENFJ: Wait, did you have a crush on me like from day 1?

INTJ: OH MY GOD, NO! Did I? Wait--

ENFJ: *kisses INTJ on the cheek* Wow, you really play the long con.

INTJ: Never speak of this.

ENFJ: *writes Tumblr post about it*