Civil Engineer with a Tumblr addiction

Sadie | 22 | Currently Marvel addicted, but I vary | bi

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[kaijuno]

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

[rhulk-kicked-me]

Hey (with the intention of dancing with you in the kitchen while we cook dinner)

[bambicest]

What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

[funnytwittertweets]

[lovedthestars-toofondly]

underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons

[tinyhistory2]

Reconstructions made from the ancient skeletons found at archeological sites:

The Whitehawk Woman. She lived in England around 5,000 years ago and was buried with great care. She was also buried with a newborn infant, and died aged between 19 and 25 years old. Researchers believe she died during or very soon after childbirth. Her bones indicate she was otherwise in good health.

Adelasius Ebalchus. He lived in Switzerland 1,300 years ago, and was in his late teens/early twenties at the time of his death. His gravesite indicated he came from wealth, and his bones showed he was well-nourished. His bones also showed that Adelasius suffered a lingering infection; archeologists believe he most likely died from lung inflammation.

The Slonk Hill Man was found semi-crouched in a grave near the seaside town of Brighton, England — in the same area as the Whitehawk Woman. Their lives, however, were separated by nearly 3,000 years. The Slonk Hill Man lived during Britain’s Iron Age. The reconstruction artist (an archeologist and sculptor) described him as being “very good looking”, tall, muscular, and in robust health at the time of his death. There were no obvious signs of what caused his death.

The Wari Queen. She was found in 2012 by a Polish-Peruvian archeology team, entombed in an underground mausoleum in El Castillo de Huarmey, Peru. She lived approximately 1200 years ago and died in her sixties. Her bones indicate she led a leisurely life, and her decayed teeth indicate a diet high in sugar (most likely she regularly drank the sugary corn-based beer, chicha). Other artefacts in her chamber suggest she was an expert weaver — a very highly-valued craft.

[teaboot]

Deeply in love with how humanity is made of people

[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

target has been identified as a sensitive white boy with soulful eyes and artistic inclinations. engage with extreme caution

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Now do Safeway and Walmart

[kitsnicket]

[luminarai]

today one of the student workers at my job told me that if she’s struggling to remember something important in her course work she’ll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then she’ll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, ‘the combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that you’ll never forget what the right answer actually was’ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Stop the ban on blood donation of gay men

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mercurianbisous-deactivated2023]

TOG characters as random The Office quotes

Aelin

Rowan

Dorian

Manon

Chaol

Yrene

Gavriel

Lorcan

Fenrys

Maeve

[tothe-stars-wholisten]

Elide: Please, Manon… After everything we’ve been through together. I trusted you!

Manon: I’m sorry, Elide.

Elide: I’m begging you, don’t do this.

Manon: It has to be done.

Elide:

Manon:

Elide:

Manon, placing a draw 4 card: Uno.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I think he broke a record for the amount of NSFW jokes in this one. 😂

[canisitsnotlupus]

I think this is super important to remember.

[rubyvroom]

No kill shelters result in animals dumped on the highway and tossed in the river because the rescues wont take them. That’s the part they never tell you.

Meanwhile the spca will take every animal, and if they have to euthanize them at least it will be done kindly and not via neglect or cruelty.