Team Free Will

I'm new here, just bloggin' things that I like or make me laugh.

[only-tiktoks]

[pro-gay]

[chirasul]

[pileofknives]

Jesus was killed on a 3D cross. I get what you're saying but the Romans very much kill Jesus in the third dimension.

[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

[memesnotwelcome]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Oh I love this one

[gregorsamsaofficial]

in a world where the concept of privacy has been eroded so completely, our phones seem to listen to our conversations,and our personal data is sold indiscriminately for profit, all for the sake of making ads as targeted as possible, being recommended ball trimmers when you don’t have balls. is a beautiful thing

[mirkwoodest]

The "If you were over 6 feet tall and living in Wellington in 2001 you didn't have a choice my dude" is killing me, like I'm just picturing the LOTR casting directors running around Wellington with a measuring tape, black-bagging tall guys and shoving them into vans.

"You're a Lord of the Rings extra now."

"No! Please! I have a family! I'm supposed to work the closing shift at the Pita Pit tonight!"

"You serve at the pleasure of the Steward of Gondor now."

[speciesbarocus]

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

[birdsquirrel]

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[whitepeopletwitter]

Get it get it

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Right-wingers are literally such bitches for making “Let’s Go Brandon” their badass teehee libs-owning phrase. You want me to believe you’re a maverick lone wolf alpha male owning the PC libs but don’t even the ball hair to put a sticker that says “Fuck Joe Biden” on your $70,000 2023 three axle Dodge Ram. Cuck shit.

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[nytfythfhtyf]

hgtv show hosts: we made this dark disgusting house into a nice bright warm cozy masterpiece

the house:

[cybersexanalyst-deactivated2023]

needs a pop of color . . . I think some red accents would really give it that homey feel :)

[windewehn]

[mrevaunit42]

[heronbrew]

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

[lesbianralzarek]

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

[toastbutteregg]

[jame7t]

They call her “Elden Ring” the way she

[rainbowgazes-archive]

is old and circular

[jame7t]

is old and circular

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

Please boost this!

[fairycontessa]

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[jay-kwellyn]

Stay blessed y’all

[enberlight]

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[the-amber-droid-dreams]

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[the-haiku-bot]

If you or someone

you know is struggling to

buy groceries. RESOURCE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post